Small Talk
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142 . the fine art of small talk<br />
now knows that your need to move on has nothing to do<br />
with the quality of time you just spent with that person.<br />
Or you can borrow the late George Plimpton’s strategy<br />
for departure from bores at parties. Plimpton said he always<br />
carried two drinks. If he found himself talking to<br />
someone he wished to escape, he politely excused himself<br />
by saying he had to deliver the other drink.<br />
The cardinal rule of the exit is that when you depart,<br />
you do what you said you were going to do. If you said<br />
good-bye to Joanne by telling her that you were going to<br />
see the exhibits, go do it. If you allow yourself to get<br />
sidetracked en route to your new destination, you run the<br />
risk of insulting your former partner. For instance, if<br />
Vince stops you on your way to the exhibits, do not stay<br />
and talk! Instead, say, Vince, it’s good to see you. I was just on<br />
my way to the exhibits. Would you like to join me or can I catch<br />
up with you afterward? If you make the mistake of getting<br />
immersed in a conversation with Vince, all Joanne sees is<br />
that you didn’t go to the exhibits. She now presumes that<br />
you were never headed there, and that your true goal was<br />
just to end the conversation. You now have a tarnished<br />
reputation, an upset person, and other possible unintended<br />
consequences. Don’t burn a bridge by failing to<br />
get to your next destination!