Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
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Dissertations <strong>by</strong> <strong>Mr</strong>* Doolcy<br />
his good-lookin' wife throws her arms around me neck<br />
an' calls me their presarver. 'Twas wan iv th'<br />
dhreams iv me youth. I'm oldher now.<br />
" Gin'rally whin ye see in th' pa-apers that a<br />
man's been app'inted an ambassadure ye know it<br />
ought to r-read that his wife has been app'inted ambassadhress.<br />
His wife wants him to lave th' coun-<br />
thry, an' th' counthry is resigned, an' th' place he's<br />
goin' to don't raise no objections. Whin he reads in<br />
th' pa-apers all th' things he's called he begins to<br />
think th' job is almost as high as a place in th'<br />
custom house, an' th' good woman sees hersilf an'<br />
th' queen rompin' together, an' maybe she won't give<br />
th' cold eye to th' wife iv th' rich undhertaker up<br />
th' sthreet whin she comes to Boodypest an' sees her<br />
an' th' rile fam'ly rowlin' <strong>by</strong> in th' rile coach dhrawn<br />
be camels. Th' ambassadure lands at th' coort,<br />
where he's goin' to avinge th' insults to his native<br />
land f'r four years, an' the sicrety iv th' legation,<br />
who used to be a good tennis-player befure he lost<br />
his mind, meets him at th' deepo an' hurries him into<br />
a closed hack.<br />
'<br />
What's this f'r ?' says th' ambas-<br />
sadure, who's had th' coat iv arms iv Noo Jersey<br />
painted on th' soles iv his boots, an' would like to<br />
put thim out th' window.<br />
*<br />
Why am I threated like<br />
a pris'ner?' he says.<br />
'<br />
Hush,' says Alonzo, th' first<br />
' Ye can't be seen until ye've been gone over<br />
sicrety.<br />
be th' tailor,' he says.<br />
* If anny wan got onto that<br />
blue Prince Albert it'd be ye to th' Basteel,' he says.<br />
'<br />
I'll take ye home an' keep ye locked up till th' har-<br />
*<br />
ness-maker has got through with ye,' he says. But,'<br />
says th' ambassadure, '<br />
whin do I begin th' impor-<br />
*<br />
tant jooties iv me exalted station?' he says. Thank<br />
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