Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
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Dissertations <strong>by</strong> <strong>Mr</strong>* Doolcy<br />
anny hour iv th' day or night, an' Binjamin Frank-<br />
lin's unyform was a fur cap an' a pair iv specs.<br />
" In thim simple days, whin th' fathers iv th' ray-<br />
public wanted to sind a man abroad to skin a king,<br />
they put their heads together an' picked out a good,<br />
active, thravellin' salesman kind iv a man. Th' fathers<br />
iv th' raypublic was mos'ly in th' fish-ile business, an'<br />
knew th' cap'ble men in thrade.<br />
'<br />
Who'll we sind to<br />
Fr-rance ?' says Thomas Jefferson.<br />
4<br />
This here<br />
matther iv th' Loosyany purchase has got to be deli-<br />
cately handled or we won't get all th' best iv it,' he<br />
'<br />
says. I suggest Obadiah Perkins iv Newburypoort,'<br />
'<br />
says Jawn Adams. Has he had anny diplomatic<br />
*<br />
I wanst see<br />
expeeryence ?' says Pathrick Hinnery .<br />
him sell a bar'l iv tin-pinny nails to a lady that come<br />
to th' store to buy a pound iv sody-crackers,' says<br />
'<br />
Jawn Adams. He's our man,' says all th' others,<br />
an' Obadiah Perkins got th' job.<br />
" He packed a collar an' an exthry pair iv socks<br />
in a bag, took along a copy iv th' Westminsther Con-<br />
fissyon an' an inthrest table f'r riference, provisioned<br />
himsilf with atin' tobacco, an' started out. At eight<br />
o'clock he landed in Paree ; at eight-eight he knocked<br />
down a coort chamberlain an' a jawnnydarm, an'<br />
landed in th' lap iv Looey th' Magnificent-but-Tired.<br />
At nine o'clock th' monarch had given him a goold<br />
watch, a jooled snuff-case, a finger-ring, an' a soord,<br />
had signed a deed thransferrin' th' Change All Aisy<br />
to th' American people, who have owned it to this<br />
day, an' was in fits iv laughter over a story about<br />
Silas Cooper iv Salem, which Ambassadure Obadiah<br />
told him in th' perfect Fr-rinch he had picked up<br />
fr'm th' cook iv th' ship goin' over. Afther that<br />
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