Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
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Dissertations <strong>by</strong> <strong>Mr</strong>* <strong>Dooley</strong>^<br />
nowadays poked th' wife iv a Congressman with a<br />
lorgnette f'r goin' into supper ahead iv her. Later<br />
he was rayceived be th' simple prisidint, who said to<br />
'<br />
*<br />
him : Chas,' he says, I've been preachin' ye're book<br />
to me counthrymen,' he says.<br />
sthrong navy<br />
'<br />
Simplicity<br />
an' a<br />
is th' watchword iv this administhra-<br />
tion,' he says.<br />
"<br />
Since thin Chas has been whoopin' up th' simple<br />
life. They've showed him ivrything simple we have.<br />
He's seen th' subway, th' dhrainage canal, th' Stock<br />
Exchange, Tom Lawson, Jawn D. Rockefellar, an'<br />
<strong>Mr</strong>s. Chadwick. He's looped th' loops, shot th'<br />
shoots, had a ride in a pathrol-wagon, played th'<br />
races, an' met Dave Hill. Th' las' seen iv him he was<br />
climbin' into a private car in a fur-lined coat an' a<br />
plug hat. Whin he goes home to his simple life in<br />
Paris he's goin' to have a ticker put in his study.<br />
He is undherstood to favor sellin' copper on bulges.<br />
"<br />
I haven't read his book, but Hogan says it's a<br />
good wan, an' I'm goin' to read it afther I've read<br />
th' Bible an' Emerson, which Mike Ahearn ricommended<br />
to me th' year iv th' big fire. Th' idee is that<br />
no matther what ye ar-re, ye must be simple. If<br />
ye're rich, be simply rich; if ye're poor, be simply<br />
poor; if ye're nayether, be nayether, but be simple<br />
about it. Ye don't have to be gin'rous to be simple.<br />
He makes a sthrong pint iv that. It isn't nicissry to<br />
open ye'er purse, says Chas. If ye're a miser, be a<br />
simple miser. It ain't issintial to be poor to be simple.<br />
A poor man walkin' th' sthreet is far less simple thin<br />
a rich man lollin' back in his carriage an' figurin' out<br />
simple inthrest on his cuff. Th' poor<br />
man is envious<br />
iv th' rich man, but th' rich man is not envious iv th'<br />
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