Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt

Dissertations by Mr. Dooley
" I wondher why it is ! I suppose
it's because we
like th' game more thin th' rewards. Wan iv th'
Anglo-Saxons who helped
ilict Rosenfelt las' Choos-
dah wud give up his job rather thin be a pollytician,
an' I suppose Hogan is thinkin' all through th' game
that it's th' Prince iv Wales he has again' him on th'
opposin' line."
"Well," said Mr. Hennessy, "if I thought this
was an Anglo-Saxon victhry I wud niver have voted
th' way I did."
" What !" exclaimed Mr. Dooley.
" An' did you,
too? Well, be Hivens, if it hadn't been f'r me it
wud have been unanimous."