Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
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The Bringing up <strong>of</strong> Children<br />
mesilf as an antiseptic American,' I says, ' but in an<br />
encounther between me an' that there young canni-<br />
'<br />
bal,' I says, I'll lave it to th' board iv health who<br />
takes th' biggest chance,' I says, an' we wint out, fol-<br />
lowed be a howl fr'm th' projidy.<br />
* He's singin','<br />
says Hogan. * He has lost his notes,' says I.<br />
" Whin we got down-stairs Hogan give me a lect-<br />
ure on th' bringin' up iv childher. As though I<br />
needed it, me that's been consulted on bringin' up<br />
half th' childher in Archey Road. * In th' old days,'<br />
says he, *<br />
childher was brought up catch-as-catchcan,'<br />
he says.<br />
'<br />
But it's diff'rent now. They're as<br />
carefully watched as a geeranyum in a consarvatory,'<br />
he says.<br />
'<br />
I have a book here on th' subjick,' he says.<br />
*<br />
Here it is. Th' first thing that shud be done f'r a<br />
child is to deprive it iv its parents. Th' less th' in-<br />
fant sees iv poppa an momma th' betther f'r him.<br />
If they ar-re so base as to want to look at th' little<br />
darlin' they shud first be examined be a competent<br />
physician to see that there is nawthin' wrong with<br />
thim that they cud give th' ba<strong>by</strong>. They will thin<br />
take a bath iv sulphuric acid, an' havin' carefully<br />
attired thimsilves in a sturlized rubber suit, they will<br />
approach within eight feet iv th' objeck iv their<br />
ignoble affection an' lave at wanst. In no case must<br />
they kiss, hug, or fondle their projiny. Manny dis-<br />
eases, such as lumbago, pain in th' chest, premachoor<br />
baldness, senile decrepitude, which are privalent<br />
among adults, can be communicated to a child fr'm<br />
th' parent. Besides, it is bad f'r th' moral nature<br />
iv th' infant. Affection f'r its parents is wan iv<br />
th' mos' dangerous symptoms iv rickets. Th'<br />
parents may not be worthy iv th' love iv a<br />
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