Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
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Dissertations <strong>by</strong> <strong>Mr</strong>. <strong>Dooley</strong><br />
den Cudahy bounded in. Ivanovitch flushed darkly,<br />
an' thin, as if a sudden determination had sthruck<br />
him, dhrew on his overhalls an' wint out to shampoo<br />
th' pigs. [Th' continyuation iv this thrillin' story<br />
will be found in th' next issue iv Leaf Lard. F'r sale<br />
at all dellycatessen-stores.]'<br />
" An' there ye ar-re, Hinnissy. It's a turr'ble<br />
situation. Here am I an' here's all th' wurruld been<br />
stowin' away meat since th' days iv Nebudcud whatye-may-call-him.<br />
'Tis th' pleasant hour iv dinner.<br />
We've been waitin' half an hour, pretindin' we were in<br />
no hurry, makin' convarsation, an' lookin' at th'<br />
clock. There is a commotion in th' back iv th' house,<br />
an' a cheery perfume iv beefsteak an' onions comes<br />
through an open dure. Th' hired girl smilin'<br />
but triumphant flags us fr'm th' dinin'-room. Th'<br />
talk about th' weather stops at wanst. Th' story iv<br />
th' wondherful child on'y four years old that bit his<br />
brother is stowed away f'r future use. Th' comp'ny<br />
dashes out. There is some crowdin' at th' dure.<br />
'<br />
Will ye sit there, <strong>Mr</strong>s. ?' Casey<br />
* <strong>Mr</strong>s. Hinnissy,<br />
squat down next to Mike.'<br />
*<br />
Tom, d'ye stow ye'ersilf<br />
at th' end iv th' table, where ye can deal th' pota-<br />
toes.'<br />
* Ar-re ye all r-ready ? Thin go.' There ar-re<br />
twinty good stories flyin' befure th' napkins ar-re<br />
well inside iv th' collar. Th' platter comes in smokin'<br />
like Vesuvyous. I begin to play me fav'rite chune<br />
with a carvin'-knife on a steel whin Molly Donahue<br />
remarks :<br />
' Have ye r-read about th' invistygations<br />
iv th' Stock Yards ?' I dhrop me knife. Tom Dona-<br />
hue clutches at his collar. <strong>Mr</strong>s. Hinnissy says th'<br />
rooms seem close, an' we make a meal <strong>of</strong>f potatoes an'<br />
wathercress. Ivrybody goes home arly without sayin'