Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
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The Irish Question<br />
gintlemen in long coats, as between fellow-sub jicks<br />
iv th' king, that dear, good man whom all revere, I<br />
plead with ye to do justice to th' fair land iv mine,<br />
which I <strong>of</strong>ten see on th' maps as I come down to th'<br />
' Go to th' divvle,' says th' Right<br />
House,' he says.<br />
*<br />
Hon'rable Arthur James Balfour. They ain't<br />
enough justice to go around amongst us now, an'<br />
why wud we be throwin' it away on a nice, polite<br />
people like ye,' he says.<br />
* I f'rgot to add,' says Tay<br />
Pay, * that a frind iv mine is settin' in th' gall'ry<br />
with a bag containin' about thirty pounds iv up-withye,'<br />
he says. ' He has just wrote me a note sayin' that<br />
his arm is tired, an' wud I mind if he tossed th' bag<br />
*<br />
down to ye,' he says. I'm greatly grieved with th'<br />
action iv me fellow-counthryman, but his name is<br />
O'Brien, an' I can't conthrol him,' he says.<br />
I go Pr th' fire-escape,' he says ;<br />
ye'll bring th' pa-apers with ye,' he says, '<br />
* So here<br />
*<br />
*<br />
an',' he says, if<br />
we might<br />
discuss th' terms iv th' settlemint as we climb down,'<br />
he says.<br />
"<br />
That's my policy, Hinnissy, an' it's been th'<br />
policy iv all other gr-reat statesmen. Niver start a<br />
riv'lution without a gun. Niver ask a man Pr annything<br />
unless ye can make him think ye're li'ble to<br />
take it, annyhow. My wrongs ar-re my wrongs, an'<br />
it's little ye mind thim until they begin to hurt ye.<br />
If I'm sick in me room up-stairs ye don't care, but<br />
whin I begin hollerin' an' jumpin' on th' flure an*<br />
knockin' th' plastherin' down on ye'er head ye'll sind<br />
f'r th' doctor. I'd have all th' mimbers iv parlymint<br />
wear black coats, but they ought to be ready to peel<br />
thim <strong>of</strong>f at a minyit's notice an' show up ready Pr<br />
business in red shirts.<br />
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