Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt

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Dissertations by Mr* Dooley " Hinnissy," said Mr. Dooley, " if that's so I con- gratylate th' wurruld." " How's that?" asked Mr. Hennessy. " Well," said Mr. " Dooley, f'r nearly forty years I've seen this counthry goin' to th' divvle, an' I got aboord late. An' if it's been goin' that long an' at that rate, an' has got no nearer thin it is this pleasant Chris'mas, thin th' divvle is a divvle iv a ways further off thin I feared."
SOCIALISM
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Contents 6fOt vg PACK THE KING IN H
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THE KING IN HIS SHIRT.-SLEEVES
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Dissertations by Mr. Dooley that th
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Dissertations by Mr* Dooley whinive
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ROYAL DOINGS throuble among th' cro
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Royal Doings dogs, an' Sophy J. Hap
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Royal Doings " Hinnissy," said Mr.
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ORATORY "T""VID ye iver make a spee
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Oratory gone out if I thought I cud
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Oratory that starry imblim that fla
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BANTING
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THE PURSUIT OF RICHES " "W"^V EAR m
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The Pursuit of Riches effect. I alw
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The Pursuit of Riches that McMullin
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SHORT MARRIAGE CONTRACTS "T IT 7 HO
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Short Marriage Contracts hankerchie
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Short Marriage Contracts Billy Emer
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THE BRINGING UP OF CHILDREN
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Dissertations by Mr* Dooley * Look
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Dissertations by Mr* Dooley thurly
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THE LABOR TROUBLES
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THE AUTOMOBILE " ^ "IT TELL, sir,"
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The Automobile car? Algy is pinched
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The Automobile with th' epizootic.
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The Automobile chase thim acrost th
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THE COMFORTS OF TRAVEL "T "V'YE kno
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The Comforts of Travel meals at th'
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The Comforts of Travel th' boots ha
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The Comforts of Travel a meal over
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OUR REPRESENTATIVES ABROAD "T'D lik
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Our Representatives Abroad dure ext
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Our Representatives Abroad Hivin,'
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Our Representatives Abroad nissy. T
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DIPLOMATIC UNIFORMS ""TIT TELL, sir
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Diplomatic Uniforms Obadiah was all
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Diplomatic Uniforms States, an' the
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Diplomatic Uniforms mayne Tower, bu
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THE INTELLECTUAL LIFE
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Dissertations by Mr. Dooley matther
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Dissertations by Mr, Dooley " If ye
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THE VICE-PRESIDENT "HINT'S sthrange
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The Vice-President th' place if he
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th' vice-prisidint, ' younger?' din
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A LENTEN SERMON
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Dissertations by Mr* Dooley We quit
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THE IRISH QUESTION "^ "^HEY was gr-
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The Irish Question " Th' Irish wud
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The Irish Question gintlemen in lon
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THE AMERICAN FAMILY
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Dissertations by Mr. Doolcy chooly
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him or her. Dissertations by Mr* Do
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THE CARNEGIE-HOMER CONTROVERSY
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Dissertations by Mr* Dooley rielty
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GAMBLING "TIT THAT'S a gamblin' sys
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Gambling spint th' best years iv hi
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Gambling ness man. But what I compl
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AN INTERNATIONAL POLICE FORCE
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Dissertations by Mr. Dooley Turkey,
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Dissertations by Mr* Dooley but in
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Dissertations by Mr* Doolcy quiet.'
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OATS AS A FOOD "^T THAT'S a breakfa
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Oats as a Food up in blue or green
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Oats as a Food do I know that all o
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THE CARNEGIE LIBRARIES "T "W~AS And
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The Carnegie Libraries very busy li
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The Carnegie Libraries to wurruk to
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THE RACE QUESTION
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Dissertations by Mr. Dooley They th
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Dissertations by Mr* Dooley opinyon
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SEN AT OKI AL COURTESY " "TTT'S a q
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stay here whin ye ought Senatorial
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THE CANDIDATE " "TT SEE," said Mr.
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The Candidate to th' house, an' he
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The Candidate " Well, Hinnissy, ye
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WAR " *^T II TAR is a fine thing. O
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War th' Mikado iv Japan fell out. W
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Page 231 and 232: CORPORAL PUNISHMENT " T SEE," said
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Page 239 and 240: THE SIMPLE LIFE ** "W "IT TELL, Cha
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Page 245: HOTELS AND HOTEL LIFE
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Page 267 and 268: NATIONAL HOUSECLEANING "TT looks to
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Page 285 and 286: BUSINESS AND POLITICAL HONESTY "TTT
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Page 295 and 296: SIEGES "^ ^HIM poor la-ads in Port
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The Bar time on their hands. While
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