Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
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gr-reat Fitzsimmons.<br />
for ye,' says th' clerk.<br />
Hotels and Hotel Life<br />
* Thin we haven't anny place<br />
'<br />
Get out,' he says. An' poor<br />
O'Brien had to lave, an' there was no place f'r him to<br />
rest his head that night but th' newspaper <strong>of</strong>fices. But<br />
th' Waldorf was saved, th' purl was averted, an' be-<br />
fure manny hours th' shelter iv wealth resumed th'<br />
ordhinry quite an' peace iv a Wild West show.<br />
"<br />
An' there ye ar-re, Hinnissy. I see in th' paapers<br />
th' other day a fellow said we'd soon all be<br />
livin' in hotels. I think be all iv us he meant th' rich,<br />
f'r th' life is too gay f'r th' poor. I wanst lived in<br />
a hotel f'r a night. I was bumped out iv a 'bus at<br />
th' dure, an' as I got to me feet th' porter threw me<br />
gripsack at me, an' it opened up, an' I was some time<br />
findin' me collar. I wint to th' desk, an' afther I'd<br />
got th' attintion iv th' clerk, he called a bell-boy<br />
about thirty-eight years ol' an' says :<br />
' Take him to<br />
room forty thousan' an' eight.' He said it in such<br />
a way I thought he wud've been more respictful if<br />
he'd put on th' black cap.<br />
* This way,' says th' boy,<br />
an' he pushed me into an ilivator rilled with ladies<br />
an' gintlemen an' th' sparkle iv joolry an' aromy.<br />
" There was plenty iv room f'r me, but hardly<br />
enough f'r th' buttons on me vest, which was scraped<br />
<strong>of</strong>f as th' ilivator flew on its mad flight. Ivry lady<br />
that got <strong>of</strong>f give me a good poke in th' back to remim-<br />
ber her <strong>by</strong>. A heavy ol' gintleman stood on me feet<br />
an' thried to pretind he didn't know it be lookin* over<br />
me head. Ivry time th' criminal in charge iv th'<br />
ilivator stopped th' car he jolted me fr'm me heels<br />
up, an' ivry time he started it I had a quare sinsation<br />
like a thrickle iv ice-wather run up me spine. But<br />
on we wint till we hit th' ro<strong>of</strong>, th' dure swung open,<br />
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