Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
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Dissertations <strong>by</strong> <strong>Mr</strong>* <strong>Dooley</strong><br />
see O'Brien at all, but on'y th' beautiful face iv th'<br />
fair but fickle wan, an' thried to punch it. It was<br />
th' vision iv this lovely creature that he swung at, an'<br />
th' result was that he got a good lickin', an' so will<br />
anny wan who fights visions whin a wan-hundherdan'-sivinty-pound<br />
youth is thryin' to knock his head<br />
<strong>of</strong>f. That is, I thought he got a good lickin', but I<br />
see be th' pa-apers that 'twas not quite so simple.<br />
Th' hero iv a thousan' fights an' a millyon challenges,<br />
intherviews, snap-shots, an' melodhramas bowed his<br />
proud ru<strong>by</strong> crest in th' anguish iv defeat an' passed<br />
his lorls to th' fair brow iv a youthful conqueror, an'<br />
was gathered to th' gr-reat Valhalla iv pugylism, an'<br />
said he was sick to his stomach an' cudden't go on.<br />
An' O'Brien, iv coorse, jined th' other pro-fession<br />
that its members ar-re so proud iv that they always<br />
change their names whin thy enther it. In other<br />
wurruds, Hinnissy, he become an actor.<br />
"<br />
Afther returnin' to his native city, an' bein'<br />
received with more ginooine enthusyasm thin if he<br />
was a reformed mayor, he wint up to New York an'<br />
made sthraight f'r th' centher iv all that is best, an'<br />
says so, in th' life iv our young raypublic. It was<br />
th' avenin' hour, an' th' scene beggared description<br />
an' manny iv' th' guests. All New York had gathered<br />
there her beauty an' her chivalry fr'm A<strong>by</strong> Hum-<br />
mel's <strong>of</strong>fice an' th' Stock Exchange. There was also<br />
some beauty an' a dash iv chivalry fr'm Peotone,<br />
What Cheer, an' Barry's Landing. Th' millyon in-<br />
candescent electhric lights shone upon th' innocint<br />
little childher iv th' cultivated classes, an' was re-<br />
flected in their di'mon' tiaras as they played skip-rope<br />
with ropes iv pearl through th' corrydors, or begged<br />
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