Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
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Dissertations <strong>by</strong> <strong>Mr</strong>* <strong>Dooley</strong><br />
siveral iv th' more violent mimbers iv th' Irish party<br />
took <strong>of</strong>f their hats an' put thim on again in token iv<br />
their rage. It was some minyits befure th' House<br />
raysumed its nap. Thus was another Irish riv'lution<br />
brought to a succissful con-elusion.<br />
" 'Twas a g-reat day f'r th' race, Hinnissy. I<br />
thought, whin I begun to read th' -pa-aper an' see<br />
'<br />
th' name O'Donnell : Well, here's where th' Right<br />
Hon'rable Arthur James Balfour .gets a good smack<br />
in th' eye.' They're a fightin' breed, th' O'Donnells,<br />
though niver a match f'r us, an' no mimber iv th'<br />
fam'ly that I iver knew cud get<br />
his fist within an inch<br />
iv a man's nose without lavin' it go two inches further.<br />
I to mesilf :<br />
< Go it, O'Donnell, me boy. Eight<br />
Says<br />
to wan on ye.' But no! Ne'er a blow was sthruck.<br />
Th' race iv O'Donnells has changed. They're no<br />
longer th' burly boys with th' pike an' th' scythe.<br />
They're f'r riv'lution, but don't upset th' tay-things.<br />
They no more attimpt to catch th' Speaker's eye<br />
with th' thumb. They're in favor iv freein' Ireland,<br />
but with th' permission iv th' comity on rules. It's<br />
right, too, Hinnissy. I'm opposed to vilence in anny<br />
form. We must be pathrites, but we must first iv all<br />
be gintlemen. Afther ye, me dear Alphonse.<br />
" But whin I come to think iv it, I guess p'raps<br />
I'm wrong. Ye can't be a rivolutionist in a silk hat<br />
an' a long coat. Riv'lution is wurruk f'r th' shirt-<br />
sleeves. A riv'lution can't be bound be th' rules iv<br />
th' game because it's again' th' rules iv th' game.<br />
Put away th' tall hat, niver mind th' cups an' sau-<br />
cers, tell ma to pack up her things, an' take th' girls<br />
<strong>of</strong>f to her mother's. Pah an' th' boys ar-re goin' to<br />
have a riv'lution.<br />
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