Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
Disserations by Mr. Dooley (1906) - Almanac of Theodore Roosevelt
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Socialism<br />
be let. Whin ye'er case come up<br />
I'd be called in as<br />
an expert an' I'd sind th' good woman over to<br />
th' governmint hat-store f'r th' loan iv a stove-pipe,<br />
jump on a govermint sthreet-car r-run be me cousin,<br />
an' go down to th' City Hall or govermint Intillijence<br />
Office. Afther shakin' me warmly be 'th' hand an'<br />
givin' me a govermint stogy to smoke, th' Mayor<br />
wud say :<br />
' Little Jawnny McKenna is a candydate<br />
f'r feedin' th' swans in Lincoln Park. He has<br />
O'Brien an' a sthrong dillygation behind him, but<br />
' what I want to know is, is he fitted f'r th' job?' I'm<br />
afraid not,' says I.<br />
* He hasn't got th' requisite<br />
touch. But if ye want an expert hand f'r th' wheel-<br />
barrow at th' govermint rollin'-mills, he's jus' th'<br />
good, sthrong, poor fellow f'r th' sinycure,' says I.<br />
An' th' nex' day at siven o'clock they'd be a polisman<br />
at th' dure an' ye'd be put in handcuffs an' dhragged<br />
<strong>of</strong>f to th' slag pile. An' maybe I wudden't break<br />
ye'er back. F'r I'd be ye'er boss. I'm wan iv th'<br />
original old-line Socialists, an' to th' victor belongs<br />
th' spoils, be Hivens."<br />
"<br />
You'd not be my boss then any more than you<br />
are now, me boy," said <strong>Mr</strong>. McKenna, warmly.<br />
"<br />
In<br />
"<br />
Cherrnany began <strong>Mr</strong>. Schwartzmeister.<br />
"<br />
Dhry up," said <strong>Mr</strong>. Larkin. " Ye mustn't feel<br />
badly, Jawn. Ye wudden't have to wurruk long.<br />
About eight o'clock Martin's shift wud come on, ye'd<br />
make a date to meet me at th' govermint baseball<br />
game, take <strong>of</strong>f ye'er overalls, jump into ye'er autymo-<br />
bill, an' dash over to what used to be Martin's place,<br />
but is now a govermint dispinsary, where an uncle<br />
iv mine wud give ye a much larger glass iv malt free,<br />
d'ye mind."<br />
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