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"But it's funny!" As a comedian, that's always my immediate reaction. Somehow,<br />
though, I can't say, "But it's funny!" to <strong>the</strong> commander of <strong>the</strong> 86th Airlift Wing.<br />
So <strong>the</strong> Taliban Cheerleaders bit? Gone.<br />
Still, we had a great time, a whirlwind tour with stops at bases in Sicily, Bosnia, and Camp<br />
Bondsteel in Kosovo. It was my third trip in as many years to Kosovo. There's no airstrip at<br />
Bondsteel. So each time I went, we'd chopper in on Chinooks from Macedonia, flying over<br />
<strong>the</strong> rugged Sar Mountains, which tens of thousands of ethnic Albanians had traversed to escape<br />
<strong>the</strong> ethnic cleansing that President William Jefferson Clinton finally put an end to.<br />
On my first USO tour, as we flew over <strong>the</strong> Kosovo countryside, we could see below<br />
us <strong>the</strong> burned out roofs of ethnic Albanian homes that had been torched, right next door to<br />
Serb homes with TV antennae on <strong>the</strong>ir intact roofs. That was Europe, 1999.<br />
After Milosevic had thrown in <strong>the</strong> towel in June of that year, U.S. peacekeeping<br />
forces seized about a thousand acres of farmland not that far from <strong>the</strong> Macedonian border. On<br />
my first trip to Bond steel, that December, <strong>the</strong> camp had been under construction. Soldiers<br />
slept in wooden barracks and used makeshift latrines. Brown & Root, a subsidiary of Halliburton-a<br />
company you might have heard of—was <strong>the</strong> contractor.<br />
Two years later, on my third trip, Bondsteel was looking like a base stateside, with<br />
twenty-five kilometers of roads and over three hundred buildings housing nearly seven thousand<br />
troops. There was even a Burger King. I was told that for every burger consumed by a<br />
GI at Camp Bondsteel, Brown & Root took a cut. <strong>And</strong> Dick Cheney received a coupon.<br />
It reminded me of an exchange from <strong>the</strong> 2000 vice presidential debate. Citing <strong>the</strong><br />
accomplishments of <strong>the</strong> Clinton/Gore years, Joe Lieberman alluded to Cheney's $20 million<br />
figure send-off from Halliburton: "<strong>And</strong> I see, Dick, from <strong>the</strong> newspapers, that you're better<br />
off than you were eight years ago."<br />
That got a laugh. But Cheney came back with a topper. "<strong>And</strong> I can tell you, Joe, that<br />
<strong>the</strong> government had absolutely nothing to do with it." That got laughter and applause. Cheney<br />
had gotten <strong>the</strong> best of Lieberman. <strong>And</strong> in an election that was decided by 537 votes, you<br />
could reasonably point to that moment and say it changed <strong>the</strong> outcome.<br />
Of course, what Cheney said was not entirely true. It was, in fact, a bald-faced lie. In<br />
addition to benefiting from <strong>the</strong> unprecedented expansion of <strong>the</strong> entire economy during <strong>the</strong>