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ence" number, 3.1 percent. The fact that Hannity chose to omit this one specific number<br />

shows that, yet again, he knew he was lying.<br />

Remember our first meeting, Sean? Remember, we discussed intellectual dishonesty?<br />

Even if Kottman's numbers weren't phony, and even if Hannity were correctly interpreting<br />

<strong>the</strong> table, and even if <strong>the</strong> "cumulative" technique were something o<strong>the</strong>r than a laughable<br />

charade, <strong>the</strong>n still, even <strong>the</strong>n, Congress would have only passed $274 billion in extra<br />

spending in a period when <strong>the</strong> debt shot up $1,402 billion. So even in this loony right-wing<br />

fantasyland of a budget scenario, <strong>the</strong> deficits still weren't caused by Democratic congressional<br />

spending.<br />

Still, I was curious. What really happened in <strong>the</strong> so-called "eighties"? So, at <strong>the</strong> risk<br />

of being bored, I called back Tom Mann, who put toge<strong>the</strong>r an accurate table. Unlike <strong>the</strong> Hannity/Kottman<br />

table, which is <strong>the</strong> work of a hack, this table is <strong>the</strong> work of a scholar, which<br />

comes from <strong>the</strong> Latin scholarum, meaning "one who uses facts instead of lies." (Italics mine.)<br />

Actual Real Facts Table<br />

Fiscal<br />

Year<br />

Proposed Actual<br />

% Difference<br />

% Difference<br />

(Cumulative)<br />

1982 695 696 0.1 This<br />

1983 758 770 1.6 is<br />

1984 849 859 1.2 a<br />

1985 926 932 0.6 totally<br />

1986 974 968 -0.6 bogus,<br />

1987 994 995 0.1 piece<br />

1988 1024 1041 1.9 of<br />

1989 1094 1100 0.5 shit<br />

Totals $7314 $7361 column<br />

Average 0.6<br />

Source: Budget of <strong>the</strong> United States, Fiscal Years 1982-1989;<br />

Congressional Almanac 1982-1989<br />

Kudos to Tom for his excellent work on this one, especially <strong>the</strong> clearer right-hand<br />

column. Kottman, if you remember, styles himself "The Reality Hammer." Well, we Democrats<br />

have a few tools in our figurative toolbox as well. So let's apply our "Lie Detecting<br />

Plunger" to <strong>the</strong> lie-clogged toilet of Hannity's budget analysis.<br />

Lie #3: The numbers on <strong>the</strong> chart are phony.

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