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Vast Lagoons of Pig Feces: The Bush Environmental Record
I want to draw you a word picture of a lagoon. This is not an azure lagoon trimmed with
pearly beaches and wreathed with leafy palm trees, not the type of lagoon you may remember
from Gilligan's Island, where a caged lion or an Indian in a canoe might wash up just to get
that week's episode rolling. This lagoon is a rectangle the size of three football fields, lined
with 40-mil high-density polyethylene and filled, to a depth of thirty feet, with pig shit.
Now imagine that, at the bottom of the lagoon, pebbles have punctured the liner, allowing
the liquefied pig shit to seep under and ferment. A bubble is growing. The polyethylene
liner rises like a creature from the brown lagoon. It breaks the surface, spilling a pungent
stew of untreated feces and urine into a nearby creek. An undocumented Guatemalan worker
is ordered to puncture the liner with a shotgun blast. Retching, he fires. The swollen liner retreats
into the fetid depths. Mission accomplished.
The next day, however, one of the most magnificent sights in all of nature, a shit geyser,
explodes into the afternoon sky. Those working nearby watch the pillar rise ten, then
twenty, then thirty feet above the lagoon. It is as though the Earth itself is afflicted with a
virulent case of projectile diarrhea.
Hold that image in your mind.
George W Bush is the worst environmental president in our nation's history. As you
read this, his self-interested coterie of industry shills are dismantling the protections that you
and I take for granted.
Our air, water, and wildlife are under attack. How could this have happened under the
watch of a man who spoke so passionately and with such quiet eloquence to this very issue in
his very first presidential Earth Day speech?
Each of us understands that our prosperity as a nation will mean little if our legacy
to future generations is a world of polluted air, toxic waste, and vanished forests...
I encourage Americans to join me in renewing our commitment to protecting the
environment and leaving our children and grandchildren with a legacy of clean water,
clean air, and natural beauty.