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isy.
I mean the Democrats, I thought we would always would unite behind our troops
with a pending conflict. And we have the Democratic leadership in the Senate daily
attacking the President even now.
-March 19, 2003
You don't have to take cheap political partisan shots at the commander in chief
and say to the world that he doesn't have the experience to lead when he is leading
men and women into harm's way.
-March 27, 2003
Here we are in a conflict, in a war, and the President is trying to direct things, and
they just can't put aside their partisanship for five minutes and support the troops
and support the President, and these are the leaders of the Democratic Party.
-April 6, 2003
And a special shout-out to Colmes for never pointing out Hannity's shameless hypoc-
The bombing campaign in Kosovo ended on June 10, 1999, with the signing of a peace accord.
Milosevic was kicked out of Belgrade a few months later and sent to The Hague, where
he's now on trial for crimes against humanity. (I say "guilty.") And as I pointed out in my
joke to the troops, there was not one American combat casualty during the entire campaign.
Back again to Kosovo, 2001. Flying out in the Chinooks, they made us wear flak
jackets and helmets, which always made me feel silly. But on the last trip, as we were headed
over the Sars Moun tains, the Chinook did a quick turn, then dived. The pilot was taking evasive
action. I could see tracers coming at us. We were being shot at. My first thought was
about the joke I had told and how funny it would be if I were our first combat fatality in Kosovo.
Ah, the mind of a trained comedian.