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Liberals Who Hate America
That's me with John Glenn on the second of three USO tours I've done because I hate America.
We had just choppered onto the deck of the USS Harry Truman, named for our thirtythird
president, a liberal America-hater of the worst sort. Can you tell which of us is more
accustomed to wearing flight gear?
There's just one reference to Truman in Slander: "Truman got the country into Korea
and couldn't get us out for two and half years." That's it. No Truman Doctrine, no Marshall
Plan, no NATO.
John F. Kennedy receives a similarly fleeting mention. "Kennedy got the country into
a war in Vietnam after the disastrous Bay of Pigs invasion and then sat passively by while the
Russians built the Berlin Wall."
FDR gets whacked around a bit because he "spent eight years failing to get the country
out of the Depression but then had the skull and foresight to allow the nation to be taken
by surprise at Pearl Harbor." That's all we get on Roosevelt except that he called Stalin "Uncle
Joe."
She's tough on us Democrats and "their [our] beloved Soviet Union."
Ronald Reagan, however, "single-handedly won the Cold War." In fact, Reagan "won
the Cold War" on page 33 (the same page on which Bush graduated from Yale College and