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22<br />
I Grow Discouraged About <strong>the</strong> Tone<br />
The first hint that America was not headed for a golden age of reconciliation and unity of<br />
purpose might have been Bush's nomination of John Ashcroft to be <strong>the</strong> nation's chief law enforcement<br />
official. A ferocious opponent of a woman's right to choose to have an abortion, a<br />
man's right to choose to have sex with ano<strong>the</strong>r man, and a third man's right to choose to film<br />
<strong>the</strong>m, Ashcroft was Bush's sop to <strong>the</strong> religious right.<br />
By <strong>the</strong> time <strong>the</strong> Bush team occupied <strong>the</strong> White House, it was clear <strong>the</strong> tone had indeed<br />
changed-for <strong>the</strong> worse. With all <strong>the</strong> gravity of <strong>the</strong> Talmudic scholar-cum-Hollywood agent he<br />
so closely resembled, press secretary Ari Fleischer addressed a story recently leaked to <strong>the</strong><br />
Washington Post. Criminal elements within <strong>the</strong> departing White House staff had committed a<br />
despicable outrage at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.<br />
Referring more in sadness than in anger to <strong>the</strong> "vandalism," Fleischer demurred, "I<br />
choose not to describe what acts were done that we found upon arrival, because I think that's<br />
part of changing <strong>the</strong> tone in Washington," <strong>the</strong>reby leaving it up to <strong>the</strong> press corps to imagine<br />
shits taken on desks, vomit in filing cabinets, and TP covering <strong>the</strong> Rose Garden. To paraphrase<br />
Groucho Marx, "Truth goes out <strong>the</strong> door when rumor comes innuendo."<br />
"Whe<strong>the</strong>r things were done that were perhaps less gracious than should have been, it<br />
is not going to be what President Bush focuses on, nor will it be what his staff focuses on,"<br />
said <strong>the</strong> high-minded Fleischer, who continued to flog <strong>the</strong> story for weeks.<br />
Meanwhile, media outlets were receiving leaks from anonymous Republican sources<br />
sickened by <strong>the</strong> most extensive sack of <strong>the</strong> White House since <strong>the</strong> War of 1812. "Trash was<br />
everywhere," one told CNN. Phone and computer lines had been cut, expletive-ridden graffiti<br />
written on <strong>the</strong> walls, file cabinets glued shut, and pictures stolen. The Washington Times<br />
quoted a Matt Drudge story titled "White House Offices Left Trashed: Porn Bombs, Lewd<br />
Messages."<br />
Unlike Matt Drudge, I've never experienced a porn bombing. I can only imagine that<br />
a porn bomb is a form of "dirty bomb," consisting of a conventional explosive surrounded by<br />
a thick coating of dirty books and pictures. When <strong>the</strong> bomb goes off, <strong>the</strong> filth, ei<strong>the</strong>r images<br />
or bits of text, could contaminate schoolyards, churches, and even John Ashcroft's morning<br />
prayer meeting.