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I Challenge Rich Lowry to a Fight
Rich Lowry is an editor at the National Review. If you watch cable news, you've probably
seen his head talking here or there, arguing the conservative position on some issue of the
day. He's pretty young, I'd say about forty now. He's not bad, as these guys go. Fairly articulate.
He even enjoyed a run as a semi-regular on The NewsHour
One area where Lowry seems paleo-conservative, though, is in the realm of gender politics.
When Massachusetts governor Jane Swift had twins, he called for her to step down. I
agreed, but that was because she was a Republican.
As you may have figured out by now, I'm a bit of a C-SPAN junkie, and a couple of
years ago, late at night, I caught Rich talking, I think, to some College Republicans. He was
saying that Democrats had "feminized" politics. In fact, by making it okay for politicians to
cry, Lowry said that we Democrats had "sissified" politics.
There seemed to be only one thing to do. The next day, I called the National Review and
got Rich's direct line. I remember the conversation very clearly.
RICH: Hello.
ME: Rich, Al Franken. How do you do?
RICH: Fine. To what do I owe the honor of your call?
ME: Well, I saw you on C-SPAN last night talking about how we Democrats had sissified politics.
So, I thought I'd challenge you to a fight.
RICH: ... A fight?
ME: Yeah. I figure the loser gives a thousand dollars to the winner's charity.
RICH: Where ... where would we fight? ME: In my parking garage.
RICH: Parking garage? ME: Yeah.
RICH: What would the rules be? Me: No rules. It's like Fight Club. RICH: Fight Club?
ME: Yeah. No weapons or anything. The first to say "uncle" loses.
RICH: You want to fight me in a garage? With no rules?
ME: Yeah. If you win, I have to give to some nutty right-wing cause. If I win, you have to give to
... I don't know, NARAL or Emily's List.
RICH: Can I ask you something?