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Just ano<strong>the</strong>r small taste of poison from Slander. There's no fur<strong>the</strong>r description of what Falwell<br />

had actually said, that he had pointed his finger and accused o<strong>the</strong>r Americans of causing<br />

<strong>the</strong> deaths of three thousand people. Mentioning that would have blown ano<strong>the</strong>r chance to<br />

distort and spew.<br />

She also does a lot of spewing in Chapter Nine, "Shadowboxing <strong>the</strong> Apocryphal `Religious<br />

Right.'" The whole chapter is devoted to denying <strong>the</strong> existence of <strong>the</strong> religious right in<br />

this country except insofar as it is a "boogeyman" for <strong>the</strong> left. The "Religious Right," she<br />

claims, is "a meaningless concept," "an inverted construct of <strong>the</strong> left's own Marquis de Sade<br />

lifestyle."<br />

First of all, on this Marquis de Sade lifestyle. I've been married twenty-seven years,<br />

have two kids who've turned out fairly well, and a wife who runs my life. Ann, on <strong>the</strong> o<strong>the</strong>r<br />

hand, is forty something, has never been married, and has <strong>the</strong> personality of a dominatrix.<br />

<strong>Who</strong>'s kidding who?<br />

Secondly, if Coulter doesn't think <strong>the</strong> religious right exists, she should really get out<br />

more. I've been to Christian Coalition events, and <strong>the</strong>re are a lot of people <strong>the</strong>re. 1<br />

On its website, <strong>the</strong> Christian Coalition makes no bones about its existence. Specifically,<br />

it claims to be "<strong>the</strong> largest and most active conservative grassroots political organization<br />

in America." According to <strong>the</strong>ir website, <strong>the</strong> Christian Coalition has fifteen hundred local<br />

chapters around <strong>the</strong> country. During <strong>the</strong> 2000 election, <strong>the</strong>y distributed more than seventy<br />

million "voter guides."<br />

A perhaps more objective source on <strong>the</strong> strength of <strong>the</strong> Christian right than ei<strong>the</strong>r Ann<br />

or <strong>the</strong> Christian Coalition is Campaigns and Elections, a Washington magazine. According to<br />

a study <strong>the</strong>y published in February 2002, Christian conservatives now exercise ei<strong>the</strong>r "strong"<br />

1<br />

The only time I've ever been assaulted was at <strong>the</strong> Christian Coalition's "Road to Victory" celebration in<br />

D.C. in 1996. I'll explain. When Ralph Reed introduced William Bennett, Reed assailed <strong>the</strong>n Surgeon General<br />

Joycelyn Elders for advocating <strong>the</strong> legalization of drugs," something she had most certainly not done. At a National<br />

Press Club luncheon, in response to a question about whe<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong> legalization of drugs might reduce violence,<br />

Elders responded that it should be studied. I'd seen Reed do this a number of times when introducing<br />

Bennett, because at one time Bennett had been drug czar. Bennett got up to <strong>the</strong> podium and said about Bill Clinton,<br />

"We don't have a president who understands what truth is." After Bennett spoke, I approached him and said,<br />

"Bill, I've seen Ralph Reed introduce you several times, and he always says 'Joycelyn Elders advocated <strong>the</strong> legalization<br />

of drugs.' <strong>And</strong> you've never corrected him. Why do you hold Ralph Reed to such a low standard?"<br />

Bennett literally harrumphed for a few seconds, and <strong>the</strong>n a large Christian shoved me as hard as he could. Let<br />

me just say, however, that most of <strong>the</strong> Christians at <strong>the</strong>se events are extremely nice. <strong>And</strong> let me also say that Bill<br />

O'Reilly repeats this lie about Joycelyn Elders on page 21 of <strong>the</strong> paperback edition of The No Spin Zone: "She<br />

advocates <strong>the</strong> legalization of hard drugs as way to 'reduce <strong>the</strong> crime rate.' "

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