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taxes than in income taxes, so this is kind of important. Especially if you're "at <strong>the</strong> bottom<br />

end of <strong>the</strong> economic ladder."<br />

Lie #2 is tricky, because <strong>the</strong> "average tax relief for families of $1,600" is technically<br />

accurate in <strong>the</strong> same way that it is accurate to say his 2003 plan would give families an average<br />

tax cut of $1,083. But in <strong>the</strong> previous sentence, he said, "if you're a family of four making<br />

$35,000," so I'm calling this a "sleight of hand" lie. If you don't want to count it, fine. I respect<br />

that.<br />

Lie #3 is "They now pay $2,000 in taxes to <strong>the</strong> federal government." Again, he's forgetting<br />

(or, ra<strong>the</strong>r, omitting) <strong>the</strong>ir payroll tax. Lie #4—"They'll end up paying $150 of<br />

taxes"—comes from <strong>the</strong> same dishonest non-payroll-tax-acknowledging place in Bush's soul.<br />

You may remember that, during <strong>the</strong> 2000 campaign, Bush held quite a few of <strong>the</strong>se<br />

Tax Family Events to deflect criticism that his plan was a giant giveaway to <strong>the</strong> wealthy.<br />

The first few of <strong>the</strong>se events with "working families" (Coulter's "families in which no<br />

one works") were disasters. After each one, <strong>the</strong> Gore campaign issued a press release showing<br />

how <strong>the</strong> working family would actually receive a larger cut under Gore's plan.<br />

After a number of embarrassments, <strong>the</strong> Bush campaign realized it needed to take<br />

greater care in choosing its families. An e-mail sent out by <strong>the</strong> campaign to New Mexico Republicans<br />

seeking such a family laid out <strong>the</strong> criteria. A suitable family must make between<br />

$35,000 and $70,000, itemize its taxes, have no children in day care, no children in college,<br />

no one attending night school, no children younger than age one, and no substantial savings<br />

outside of 401(k).<br />

No children in college? No one in night school? No children under one? No savings?<br />

Talk about living <strong>the</strong> American dream!<br />

These highly selective criteria eliminated 85 percent of all couples in <strong>the</strong> income<br />

range. The 85 percent would have done better under <strong>the</strong> Gore tax plan. We can fairly conclude<br />

that a "vast majority" if not "by far a vast majority" of middle-income American families<br />

of four would be paying less taxes today if Gore had been inaugurated.<br />

Ra<strong>the</strong>r than offering up an illuminating case of Mr. and Mrs. Joe Average, <strong>the</strong> Bush<br />

campaign was casting a political freak show in order to present a tiny minority as <strong>the</strong> norm.

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