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THE BOOK OF TELLS<br />

when you consider that only three <strong>of</strong> the past US<br />

presidents were shorter than the national average for their<br />

period. Abraham Lincoln, for example, was a big person<br />

in more ways than one, measuring in at 6 feet 4 inches. Of<br />

course there have been more diminutive, and no less<br />

effective, heads <strong>of</strong> state - like Mussolini and Haile Selassie<br />

- but they made up for their lack <strong>of</strong> height in other ways,<br />

and where possible concealed it. Mussolini made himself<br />

look taller by standing on a box when he addressed the<br />

crowds from his balcony. Whenever Haile Selassie sat on<br />

the imperial throne a pile <strong>of</strong> cushions would be placed<br />

under his feet so he could avoid the indignity <strong>of</strong> having his<br />

feet dangling in mid-air. It's widely assumed that<br />

Napoleon was also short - we sometimes refer to someone<br />

who's short and overbearing as having a 'Napoleonic<br />

complex' - but there's no evidence to support this notion.<br />

In fact Napoleon was about 5 feet 6 inches, which was the<br />

average height <strong>of</strong> a Frenchman in his day. It's possible that<br />

he simply looked short beside the grenadiers <strong>of</strong> his<br />

Imperial Guard, who were specially selected for their<br />

height, and that's why we still think <strong>of</strong> him as unusually<br />

short.<br />

It's essential for political leaders to look fit because<br />

people unconsciously associate the health <strong>of</strong> the body<br />

politic with the health <strong>of</strong> their head <strong>of</strong> state. That's why<br />

President Franklin D. Roosevelt, who'd had polio, tried to<br />

hide both his physical disability and the fact that he spent<br />

so much time in a wheelchair. It's why George W. Bush<br />

goes jogging in public, why Bill Clinton did the same<br />

when he was in <strong>of</strong>fice, why George Bush Sr played tennis,<br />

why Ronald Reagan made it known that he pressed<br />

weights, and why Richard Nixon squeezed all the<br />

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