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THE BOOK OF TELLS<br />

Finally there's the 'Bogart', named after Humphrey<br />

Bogart, where the cigarette hangs down from the mouth.<br />

Here the mood is preoccupied and brooding, sometimes<br />

menacing. <strong>The</strong>re was a time, several decades ago, when<br />

every male who wanted to look cool had to employ the<br />

'Bogart'. This included several famous movie stars, like<br />

James Dean, John Wayne, and Humphrey Bogart himself.<br />

As a smoke signal <strong>of</strong> coolness, the 'Bogart' has all but disappeared,<br />

except in France, where it has become a<br />

distinguishing feature <strong>of</strong> the way Frenchmen smoke their<br />

cigarettes - a sign, not so much <strong>of</strong> coolness, but <strong>of</strong> égalité<br />

and fraternité. In their time most <strong>of</strong> the French presidents<br />

- De Gaulle, Pompidou, Mitterrand, Chirac - have been<br />

photographed with a proletarian cigarette dangling from<br />

their lower lip - something no self-respecting politician in<br />

Britain or America would ever dream <strong>of</strong> doing.<br />

Mouth-hold smoking postures convey a variety <strong>of</strong><br />

messages for men. But women seldom use them. That's<br />

because women don't usually leave cigarettes in their<br />

mouth between puffs — unless, <strong>of</strong> course, they're trying to<br />

look like some femme fatale or like Dot Cotton from<br />

EastEnders. <strong>The</strong> essential difference between these two<br />

archetypes is that while Dot Cotton always speaks with a<br />

cigarette in her mouth, a convincing femme fatale never<br />

does. Instead, she allows the cigarette to speak on her<br />

behalf. After all, that's what cigarettes and cigars do all the<br />

time - they tell us about the people who smoke them.<br />

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