Forbidden Words: Taboo and the Censoring of Language
Forbidden Words: Taboo and the Censoring of Language
Forbidden Words: Taboo and the Censoring of Language
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Food <strong>and</strong> smell 191<br />
As a summer treat homemade ice-creams take some licking. Chins, wrists, elbows –<br />
we’re up to our ears in sticky fingers. Gluttony for cool sensations overcomes us.<br />
Fruit seduces us into feasting. Salads toss a new leaf. Picnics are <strong>the</strong> obsession <strong>of</strong> long,<br />
luscious days: casual affairs which take breakfast <strong>and</strong> newspapers to <strong>the</strong> water’s edge;<br />
<strong>and</strong> elegant settings from which <strong>the</strong> dining room walls seem simply to have melted<br />
away. (Vogue, Entertaining, February/March 1996 p. 59; sic)<br />
The juicy waffle <strong>of</strong> winespeak relies heavily on sex for inspiration. Tasting<br />
notes refer to sex on a forest floor <strong>and</strong> sex in a bottle. A California Cabernet is<br />
‘Naomi Campbell in latex’; an Australian Shiraz ‘a Chippendales dancer in<br />
lea<strong>the</strong>r chaps – tight, full bodied <strong>and</strong> ready for action’. 36 The following<br />
review describes what is claimed to be an outst<strong>and</strong>ing Australian pinot noir:<br />
Purple/red. An alluring nose with c<strong>of</strong>fee <strong>and</strong> chocolate combined with wild berries <strong>and</strong><br />
forest floor aromas. Fresh <strong>and</strong> clean with fleshy fruit, ripe summer berries <strong>and</strong> cacao<br />
bean flavours. Silky smooth <strong>and</strong> sensuous, this is a wine for seduction, as a symphony<br />
<strong>of</strong> taste sensations saturate <strong>the</strong> palate. Seamless <strong>and</strong> integrated, <strong>the</strong>re is a continuity <strong>of</strong><br />
flavour that lasts from first sip until last drop. Wine so sexy <strong>the</strong>y should attach a birth<br />
control warning to <strong>the</strong> back <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> bottle! (Sloane 1999)<br />
The preparation <strong>of</strong> food seems charged with ardent expectation <strong>of</strong> sensuous<br />
manipulation. Even in <strong>the</strong>se days <strong>of</strong> microwaves <strong>and</strong> takeaway, we are advised<br />
to ‘get floury, sticky, wholly involved’. 37 Think <strong>of</strong> plunging your h<strong>and</strong>s into a<br />
bowl <strong>of</strong> egg <strong>and</strong> raw mince, pushing up moist herb-scented stuffing into <strong>the</strong><br />
open orifice a chicken, rubbing flour into s<strong>of</strong>t dough. The stuffing <strong>of</strong><br />
courgette (zucchini) flowers is described like a wedding night: getting your<br />
h<strong>and</strong>s on fresh, small, plump, creamy-fleshed courgettes with <strong>the</strong>ir flowers<br />
intact. ‘Born limp <strong>and</strong> languid, <strong>the</strong> shooting star <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> vegetable world,<br />
fiori di zucca beg to be dealt with quickly.’ 38<br />
Of course, this style <strong>of</strong> writing is wonderful fodder for lampooning comedians.<br />
BBC Two’s Posh Nosh is a notable example. Its website informs us<br />
that this satirical show teaches you to ‘relax an avocado, bamboozle a parsnip<br />
<strong>and</strong> shave a fennel, all on a duvet <strong>of</strong> rice paper’. 39 Here is Simon Marchant<br />
explaining a number <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> steps in his recipe for ‘Leftover Supper’ (as he<br />
describes it, ‘dinner with its shirt undone . . . relaxed, languid, louche’):<br />
Now for <strong>the</strong> chicken. Br<strong>and</strong>o one-third <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> butter in <strong>the</strong> chicken’s world <strong>of</strong> interior.<br />
Then mollify its complexion with <strong>the</strong> remaining two-thirds. Massage rhythmically <strong>and</strong><br />
gently. Your aim is to make <strong>the</strong> dead bird happy. If a chicken feels bitter, it tastes<br />
bitter. Aga-sweat at 200, for about 58 minutes, butter-basting <strong>of</strong>ten. When your<br />
chicken is noblesse oblige, embarrass a leg <strong>and</strong> some decolletage <strong>and</strong> twirl some<br />
flaked flesh in <strong>the</strong> pan-sweat. Leave by a south-facing window for an hour, giving <strong>the</strong><br />
chicken ample time to de-traumatise <strong>and</strong> un-heat.<br />
Place your parsnips in an auction-bought dish. Arrange <strong>the</strong>m centrifugally like <strong>the</strong><br />
spokes <strong>of</strong> a wheel in a Brueghel painting. (Brueghel <strong>the</strong> Elder, <strong>of</strong> course.) Twirl a<br />
smattering <strong>of</strong> leaves from still-beating lettuce hearts. Shower <strong>the</strong> epicentre with French