Forbidden Words: Taboo and the Censoring of Language
Forbidden Words: Taboo and the Censoring of Language
Forbidden Words: Taboo and the Censoring of Language
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192 <strong>Forbidden</strong> <strong>Words</strong><br />
still mineral watercress. Let almonds fall where’er <strong>the</strong>y may, at five centimetre<br />
interludes.<br />
Regard your Parsnip <strong>and</strong> Watercress Salad with amusement. It’s just like <strong>the</strong><br />
pugliese, isn’t it? Or that floppy Tuscan mane. It’s all too precise <strong>and</strong> perfect. So, just<br />
imagine you’re muzzing that young man’s mane. Plunge both h<strong>and</strong>s in <strong>and</strong> fiddle with<br />
your fingers. Turn it from immaculate to untidy. It may feel wrong, but it’s right. It’s<br />
natural, it’s what happens, he really can’t complain. He may tell you you’ve made him<br />
feel ‘like something leftover on <strong>the</strong> side <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> plate’. Explain that a leftover is<br />
something wonderful. One doesn’t want a five-course meal all <strong>the</strong> time. (http://<br />
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/poshnosh/recipes/leftover.shtml; sic. Accessed October 2004)<br />
The link between eating <strong>and</strong> sex has <strong>of</strong> course been commercially recognized<br />
<strong>and</strong> is very much exploited in food <strong>and</strong> wine advertising. Ravishing photographs<br />
<strong>of</strong> plump chorizo sausages speckled with globules <strong>of</strong> gleaming fat,<br />
plump ripe figs split open <strong>and</strong> nestling in a bed <strong>of</strong> s<strong>of</strong>t cream cheese,<br />
advertisements with luscious lascivious figures selling everything from chocolate<br />
to spaghetti sauce – when it comes to promoting food <strong>and</strong> drink, nothing<br />
beats sex.<br />
The long <strong>and</strong> close association <strong>of</strong> food <strong>and</strong> sex is most obvious in aphrodisiacs<br />
– those foods that are claimed to have erotic properties <strong>and</strong> are used to<br />
stir up sexual desire. Nowadays – <strong>the</strong> low-fat fads aside – we tend to base our<br />
culinary creations upon our imaginations, upon our fancies <strong>and</strong> tastes at <strong>the</strong><br />
time. In early days, however, it was quite different. Culinary creations were<br />
placed within a strict system <strong>of</strong> dietary constraints that carefully balanced<br />
hot against cold, dry against moist. The wrong ingredients could provoke<br />
certain ailments, conditions, serious injuries – <strong>and</strong> <strong>of</strong> course debauchery. One<br />
fifteenth-century text warns <strong>of</strong> <strong>the</strong> risks <strong>of</strong> eating eggs: ‘All maners <strong>of</strong> egges<br />
waken a man to <strong>the</strong> worke <strong>of</strong> lecherie, <strong>and</strong> specialli sparowes egges.’ A later<br />
text from <strong>the</strong> sixteenth century alerts its readers to <strong>the</strong> danger <strong>of</strong> figs. ‘Fygges<br />
. . . <strong>the</strong>y doth stere a man to veneryous actes, for <strong>the</strong>y doth auge <strong>and</strong> increase<br />
<strong>the</strong> seede <strong>of</strong> generacion. And also <strong>the</strong>y doth prouoke a man to sweate:<br />
wherefore <strong>the</strong>y doth ingendre lyce.’ 40<br />
Years ago, London’s ‘protein passion man’ used to roam <strong>the</strong> streets around<br />
Oxford Circus distributing his pamphlet Eight Passion Proteins With Care (in<br />
1983, it cost 12 pence). He advised, ‘read this booklet occasionally <strong>and</strong> in<br />
times <strong>of</strong> need . . . at all changes <strong>of</strong> life: marriage, expectancy, menopause,<br />
retirement, old age, new situations, etc’. His ‘Protein Wisdom’ was straightforward<br />
(typography as in <strong>the</strong> original):<br />
TOO MUCH protein <strong>and</strong> passion have afflicted humanity, with much distress <strong>and</strong><br />
oppression.<br />
Proteins are for body building; for body maintenance; <strong>and</strong> for reproduction involving<br />
<strong>the</strong> build up <strong>of</strong> passion for mating.