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sisters of uncharity<br />

the things that have<br />

been said about me<br />

cock<br />

exclamation mark.<br />

framed cock always<br />

framed that is the<br />

story of all my lives<br />

framed by one of the<br />

younger bull seals<br />

(mr laws will tell<br />

you how the bastards<br />

lurk about trying<br />

to snatch our cows)<br />

framed by a crow<br />

as black as any<br />

tar barrel just like<br />

one of them great<br />

shite hawks in st<br />

vincent<br />

but toujours gai<br />

cock<br />

toujours gai<br />

always keep smiling<br />

cock<br />

once it gets you down<br />

you might as well go<br />

over<br />

the bleeding side<br />

Tubby came along <strong>and</strong> read it aloud, asked us what ‘toujours gai’ meant,<br />

<strong>and</strong> was quite proud of his relationship to the elephant seals! Another take-off<br />

dealt with what Shakespeare, Ben Johnson, Herrick <strong>and</strong> Samuel Johnson would<br />

have said had they been members of the expedition. Tubby quite genuinely<br />

thought they were expeditioners <strong>and</strong> we played him up.<br />

Mike Green produced:<br />

TO HIS SLOWE EATERS<br />

Had we but world enough <strong>and</strong> time,<br />

This slowness, Gannets, were no crime.<br />

You could sit down <strong>and</strong> eat your meals<br />

And crack your jokes <strong>and</strong> talk till peals,<br />

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