artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
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Corul de plîngeri din Maribor<br />
Sensul giratoriu Lackova se construieøte cu viteza melcului!<br />
Oficiul poøtal din centru e deschis pînæ la øapte, dupæ aia nimic!<br />
Oficiul poøtal cu program permanent e la dracu’ în praznic.<br />
Gunoiul e colectat o datæ pe sæptæmînæ,<br />
Înainte se fæcea de douæ ori øi costa mai puflin.<br />
Spus pe øleau, sexul la sloveni e frecflie,<br />
Ne place sæ bombænim la nesfîrøit øi sæ ne facem viafla un iad!<br />
Nu sîntem poøta redacfliei,<br />
Nu sîntem pe culmile furiei,<br />
Sîntem mai curînd o vinotecæ de demult,<br />
Sîntem corul de plîngeri din Maribor.<br />
Gemete, gemete, gemete...<br />
Automatul de bere mi-a înghiflit banii,<br />
Iar pentru asta meritæ un pumn în faflæ.<br />
Aøa e drept.<br />
Dar ce pæcat cæ eu sînt afaræ øi berea înæuntru.<br />
Cutia poøtalæ mi-e doldora de facturi,<br />
Copaci sænætoøi sînt tæiafli pentru asemenea farse,<br />
Tofli deøtepflii sæ-øi bage facturile-n cur.<br />
Cum se face cæ legea împotriva fumatului a repopulat stræzile?<br />
În fafla casei mele, oræ de oræ toatæ ziua,<br />
Autobuzul schimbæ în viteza a doua,<br />
Mæ tem cæ fumul ce iese de-acolo mæ va bæga pe mine în sicriu.<br />
Asta-i ce ne doare, asta væ øi spunem.<br />
Pe canalul Pop TV øi pe toate celelalte, ofensiva se vede prea bine,<br />
Telespectatorul nu conteazæ.<br />
Ne place sæ bombænim la nesfîrøit øi sæ ne facem viafla un iad!<br />
Nu sîntem un cor bisericesc,<br />
Nici parlamentul nu e politicæ,<br />
Sîntem mai curînd o vinotecæ de demult,<br />
Sîntem corul de plîngeri din Maribor!<br />
Noi øiruri de case peste tot,<br />
Ræsaduri de profit,<br />
„Copacii æøtia, cu toate frunzele lor,<br />
Sæ disparæ”, spune urbanistul-øef.<br />
Vecinul îøi lasæ cîinele zilnic<br />
Pe balcon, iar acesta de pe la ora øapte încolo începe sæ latre isteric.<br />
Gardienii øi polifliøtii se plimbæ prin parc,<br />
De ce øi-o trag tinerii cînd încæ nici nu s-a læsat întunericul?<br />
Oamenii viziteazæ locuri exotice færæ un zîmbet pe feflele lor.<br />
De ce nu citesc mai curînd o carte sau de ce nu fac o plimbare?<br />
Complaints Choir of Maribor<br />
The extremely slow construction of the annoying Lackova roundabout!<br />
The town center post office is open ’til seven? After then, there’s nowt!<br />
The 24-hour post office is at the back of beyond.<br />
The rubbish is collected only once a week,<br />
Before it was twice, for much less cash.<br />
Shooting at the target, Slovene sex is friction,<br />
We like to grumble endlessly, and make our lives a misery!<br />
We are not the correspondence page,<br />
We are not in endless rage,<br />
We are more a vintage wine store,<br />
We are the Complaints Choir of Maribor!<br />
Moaning, moaning, moaning...<br />
The beer dispenser swallowed my cash,<br />
For this injustice it deserves a bash,<br />
The dispenser gets bashed in the face,<br />
This will make it fair.<br />
If only I was not outside, but the beer is still in there.<br />
Endless handbills are chucked in my mail,<br />
Healthy trees get chopped for this farce,<br />
Let these clever chaps get the bills up their arse.<br />
How come the smoking law brought life back to the streets?<br />
Directly in front of my entrance,<br />
Each hour, the whole day long,<br />
The bus is shifting to second gear,<br />
Its smoke shifts me to the coffin, I fear.<br />
This is where the shoe pinches, aye there’s the rub!<br />
On Pop TV and local channels the offensive is quite yellow,<br />
The viewer left and thought of, never!<br />
We like to grumble endlessly,<br />
And make our lives a misery!<br />
This is not the church choral,<br />
Nor is parliament political,<br />
We are more a vintage wine store,<br />
We are the Complaints Choir of Maribor!<br />
New rows of houses all the while,<br />
Profit is there in seed-bed style,<br />
All these trees and every leaf,<br />
I’d like to fell, says planning chief.<br />
The neighbor leaves the dog out daily<br />
On the balcony, from seven it barks hysterically.<br />
Wardens and police walk through the park,<br />
Why youths fuck in the ditch, it’s not even dark?<br />
People wander around places, no smile on their faces.<br />
Why don’t they read perhaps a book, why don’t they go around on foot?<br />
Why does your friend become a loss, when fortune turns him to the boss?<br />
Why are the good guys married still?<br />
Why off-road cars are now in town used more than simple bicycles?<br />
I do not want a new skyscraper, but need Pekarna cultural center!<br />
We must complain so very loud, we need to shake the mayoral crowd!<br />
Why is the price tag on the beer glued exactly where you drink it?<br />
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