artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
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conduc pe banda rezervatæ bicicliøtilor.<br />
Cu cît sînt mai eficace la lucru, cu atît mai mult mi se dæ de muncit.<br />
Mæ înec în credite pentru studenfli.<br />
Øi gingiile mi se retrag.<br />
Minflile cele mai creative lucreazæ în industria publicitaræ.<br />
Veverifle urbane mutante øi obeze îmi decimeazæ roøiile din spatele casei.<br />
Bærbaflii se încolæcesc în jurul barelor din metrou ca dansatoarele<br />
de striptease.<br />
Chelnerii întreabæ: „mai muncifli la felul acela?“<br />
Toatæ America aratæ ca un acelaøi minimall.<br />
O mare de gunoaie de dimensiunea Texasului pluteøte în Atlantic.<br />
Ræzboiul sæ fie singurul nostru bun de export?<br />
N-am ce sæ port.<br />
N-am nimic de mîncare în casæ.<br />
Îmi uræsc asociaflia de locatari.<br />
Femeile cer prea multæ atenflie.<br />
Porfliile sînt prea mari.<br />
Mi-e-ntotdeauna foame.<br />
Pîinea præjitæ e rece.<br />
Încetafli sæ mai ræspîndifli viruøi! Luafli autobuzul!<br />
Prea mulfli cred în rai pentru a face ceva împotriva încælzirii globale.<br />
De ce nu cîntæ membrii trupelor de bæiefli la niciun instrument?<br />
Avem un cowboy drept preøedinte.<br />
Sînt mult prea deøteaptæ pentru bærbaflii cu care ies.<br />
Bucætæria mea ultramodernæ face præjituri disproporflionate.<br />
Hainele pe care mi le pot permite sînt fæcute în ateliere care<br />
îøi exploateazæ angajaflii.<br />
Nu vrem ca Olimpiada sæ se organizeze aici.<br />
Corul de plîngeri din Hamburg<br />
Cea mai nætîngæ pistæ pentru bicicliøti din oraø<br />
Duce direct în Wilhelmsburg,<br />
Prin tunele întunecoase, o mie de gropi,<br />
Øi cîteva scæri la Argentinienbrücke.<br />
Rimelul curge mereu,<br />
Declarafliile de impozit sînt prea complicate!<br />
Colegul meu de apartament se culcæ cu fosta mea prietenæ,<br />
Niciun om politic nu-øi fline promisiunile.<br />
Maicæ-mea îøi face prea multe griji,<br />
Ole von Beust nu se gîndeøte decît la proiectul Halfencity.<br />
<strong>14</strong>8<br />
Even cops don’t stop at stop signs.<br />
I hate drunken Cardinal fans more.<br />
My boss prints his spam and hands it to me.<br />
People are so mean on the Internet.<br />
A high-pitched whistler is sitting next to me on the ball game.<br />
Nobody ever throws the ball to me.<br />
I live in the city and I can’t see the stars.<br />
I was born and remain a Cubs fan.<br />
School makes me want to yawn.<br />
The Amateur Jethro Tull cover band<br />
practicing around the block will never rock.<br />
People text, eat and do their make up while driving in the bike lane.<br />
The more efficient I am the more work they pile on me.<br />
I am drowning in student loans.<br />
And my gums are receding.<br />
The most creative minds work for the advertising industry.<br />
Obese urban monster squirrels decimate my backyard tomato crop.<br />
Men wrap around the pole on the L-train like strippers.<br />
Restaurant servers ask “are you still working on that”?<br />
All of America looks like the same strip mall.<br />
Garbage the size of Texas is floating in the Atlantic.<br />
Is war our only export?<br />
I have nothing to wear.<br />
I am out of food.<br />
I hate my condo association.<br />
Women need too much attention.<br />
Portions are too big.<br />
I am always hungry.<br />
The toast is cold.<br />
Quit spreading germs! Take the bus!<br />
Too many people believe in the rapture to do anything about global warming.<br />
Why don’t boy bands play any instruments?<br />
We have a cowboy for president.<br />
I am too smart for the men I date.<br />
My side-ways kitchen bakes lopsided cakes.<br />
Clothes I can afford are made in sweatshops.<br />
We don’t want the Olympics here.<br />
Complaints Choir of Hamburg<br />
The most absurd bicycle road of the town<br />
Leads directly into Wilhelmsburg<br />
Through dark tunnels, 1,000 road holes,<br />
And across some stairs at the Argentinienbrücke.<br />
The mascara gets always smudgy,<br />
The tax declaration is too complicated!<br />
My flatemate sleeps with my ex-girlfriend,<br />
Not a single Politician keeps his promises.<br />
My mother always worries too much,<br />
Ole von Beust just has the Halfencity project in his mind.<br />
My favorite underpants are out of stock – unfortunately,