artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
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Corul de plîngeri din Tokio<br />
Nu-fli însuøi munca mea!<br />
Pisica din vecini mæ ignoræ.<br />
Cæminele sînt pline øi n-am unde sæ-mi dau copiii.<br />
Nu øtiu cum sæ folosesc noul meu iPhone.<br />
Am luat gripa în camera de aøteptare de la spital.<br />
Øeful îmi pune în cîrcæ greøelile sale.<br />
Nu væ batefli joc de angajaflii începætori.<br />
Pærul nedorit creøte repede, doar cel de pe cap nu creøte deloc.<br />
O datæ la trei luni tremur de fricæ, fiindcæ lucrez pe bazæ de contract<br />
temporar.<br />
Cîøtigi ori pierzi – <strong>societate</strong>a curselor de øoareci.<br />
Mi s-a øters evidenfla cotizafliilor de pensie, a dispærut færæ øtire.<br />
E enervant!<br />
Nu pot spune „nu“ lucrului în zilele de særbætoare.<br />
Bunicæ-mea crede cæ se trage din America.<br />
Tofli bærbaflii de la petrecerile organizate de agenfliile matrimoniale au<br />
peste cincizeci de ani.<br />
Primesc numai cadouri cu crevefli.<br />
Scærile rulante din metrou sînt prea lungi.<br />
Rufele nu sînt curate cînd vin de la curæflætoria chimicæ.<br />
Nu-fli tæia unghiile lîngæ mine în timpul orelor de lucru.<br />
Portmoneul mi-e plin de carduri cu reduceri, dar nu cu bani gheaflæ.<br />
Nu mi se dæ voie sæ am un cîine.<br />
De ce plouæ azi?<br />
Nu încercafli sæ urcafli pe trenuri deja burduøite. Mæ vefli zdrobi!<br />
Æsta e stilul meu, vreau sæ-mi træiesc viafla. Dæ-i bætaie!<br />
Bærbaflii de treabæ sînt tofli cæsætorifli.<br />
N-am timp sæ-mi pregætesc hainele de iarnæ, vremea rece se lasæ prea<br />
iute.<br />
Piøcæturile de flînflari mi se vindecæ mai încet decît înainte.<br />
Dafli de lucru tuturor studenflilor care cautæ de lucru!<br />
Nu-mi place sæ se fumeze în parc.<br />
Dæ-mi plata pe care ai promis-o. De ce am semnat un contract?<br />
Mi-e somn dimineafla, în timpul zi<strong>lei</strong> øi seara! Læsafli-mæ sæ dorm mai mult!<br />
Muzicienii n-au din ce sæ træiascæ!<br />
Programele TV îøi rîd de oameni.<br />
Nu-fli trimite urærile de særbætori prin e-mail.<br />
Îmi doresc ca fetele care se machiazæ în tren sæ greøeascæ.<br />
Am vrut sæ-i dau papucii prietenului meu, dar mi i-a dat el înainte.<br />
Politicienii n-ar trebui sæ umble la cluburi din impozitele noastre.<br />
Nu pregætifli Kusaya lîngæ apartamentul meu.<br />
Mi-ar plæcea sæ mæ mai duc o datæ la un concert al lui Michael Jackson.<br />
Geanta mea e grea.<br />
Ciorile sînt înfricoøætoare.<br />
Camera mea e micæ, iar chiria e scumpæ.<br />
Balenele øi delfinii sînt o mîncare gustoasæ!<br />
Fifli înflelegætori cu cultura japonezæ,<br />
Nu ne purtafli picæ.<br />
Nu væ scobifli în nas, iar dupæ aceea sæ punefli mîna pe barele din tren.<br />
Nu-mi trimitefli e-mailuri vineri seara.<br />
<strong>14</strong>6<br />
Complaints Choir of Tokyo<br />
I did that job, don’t make it yours!<br />
The cat that lives near my house ignores me.<br />
The child care centers are too full<br />
and I don’t have a place to take my children.<br />
I don’t know how to use my iPhone.<br />
I got the flu when waiting in the waiting room at the hospital.<br />
My boss made his mistakes mine.<br />
Don’t make a fool of a freshman at work.<br />
Unwanted hair is growing fast, but the hair on my head doesn’t grow at all.<br />
I am scared every three months, because I am a 3-month contracted worker.<br />
Win-lose, win-lose, win-lose – rat race <strong>society</strong>.<br />
My pension record was deleted and disappeared without notification.<br />
It’s frustrating!<br />
I cannot say “No” to work on holidays.<br />
My grandmother thinks she’s American.<br />
The men in the dating party were all over 50.<br />
I get presents and there is always shrimp in it!<br />
The Oedo-line escalators are too long.<br />
My laundry isn’t clean from the dry cleaners.<br />
Don’t clip your nails next to me during work.<br />
My wallet is full of discount cards rather than cash.<br />
I can’t own a dog.<br />
Why is it raining today?<br />
Don’t try to get on trains that are already too full. I’m gonna be crushed!<br />
This is my way, I want to live my life. Go for it!<br />
Nice guys are all married.<br />
I cannot prepare any winter clothes, because it’s getting cold too quickly.<br />
My mosquito bites heal slower than before.<br />
Give all student job-seekers jobs!<br />
I don’t like smoking in the park.<br />
Pay me the fee you promised. Why did we make a contract?<br />
I’m sleepy in the morning, during the day, and at the night! Let me sleep more!<br />
Musicians can’t make a living!<br />
TV programs make fun of people.<br />
Don’t send your season’s greetings via e-mail.<br />
Girls who do their make up on the train – I wish they would make a mistake.<br />
I was going to break up with my boyfriend – but he broke with me first.<br />
Politicians should not go to clubs using our tax.<br />
Please don’t grill Kusaya next to my apartment.<br />
I wish I could go to Michael Jackson’s concert one more time.<br />
My bag is heavy.<br />
Black crows are so scary.
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