artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
artć + societate / arts + society #38, 2011 20 lei / 11 €, 14 USD - idea
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Corul de plîngeri din Ljubljana<br />
Anul trecut mi s-au furat trei biciclete.<br />
De ce nu merg autobuzele noaptea?<br />
Oamenii care nu træiesc la munte n-ar trebui sæ conducæ maøini de teren.<br />
Prietenul meu se plînge cæ nu-i acord destulæ atenflie.<br />
Picioarele mele sînt mereu reci, aøa cæ dorm cu ciorapi în picioare.<br />
Ce nu-i sexy în asta?<br />
Am un apartament drægufl, dar e în oraøul greøit.<br />
În Ljubljana apartamentele sînt scumpe øi chiriile mult prea mari!<br />
Nu înfleleg oamenii care-øi aruncæ gunoiul pe fereastræ.<br />
De ce trebuie sæ iau mic-dejunul de Paøti cu pærinflii mei?<br />
Mæ enerveazæ cæ nu pot cumpæra cuie în centru.<br />
Vecinul vrea sæ-mi tai bradul pentru cæ îøi aruncæ umbra peste grædina sa.<br />
Iernile nu mai sînt ce-au fost!<br />
Mæ îndrægostesc mereu de cîte un bærbat øi abia mai tîrziu îmi dau seama<br />
cæ nu e foarte deøtept.<br />
Uitîndu-te la serialele TV slovene îfli doreøti ca ele sæ nu mai continue.<br />
Øeful meu mæ enerveazæ øi mæ plæteøte prost.<br />
Trebuie sæ fac totul pe cont propriu!<br />
Sondajele de opinie mint!<br />
Grædinifla e prea scumpæ, camerele de joacæ prea mici.<br />
Clasa de mijloc plæteøte impozite pentru cei bogafli.<br />
O duc mai prost decît acum un an.<br />
De ce sînt zilele prea scurte pentru toate lucrurile plæcute?<br />
Cum se face cæ toate cîøtigætoarele concursurilor de miss n-au reuøit<br />
sæ obflinæ încæ pacea mondialæ?<br />
De ce sînt iepuraøii de ciocolatæ goi pe dinæuntru øi totuøi îngraøæ?<br />
De ce se foloseøte aceeaøi linguræ pentru globurile de îngheflatæ cu<br />
gusturi diferite?<br />
Øoferii sînt egomaniaci!<br />
Oh nu, ce se va alege de capul meu?<br />
Flexibilizarea pief<strong>lei</strong> muncii e o escrocherie!<br />
Sînt mereu stresat!<br />
Ritmul vieflii mæ ucide!<br />
De ce nu ascultæ copiii?<br />
Nu øtiu sæ cînt!<br />
Înnebunesc cînd væd o cutie de carton care rezervæ un loc de parcare!<br />
Vecinul nostru e voyeurist øi din cauza lui trebuie sæ træim în spatele<br />
perdelelor!<br />
Nici mæcar berea nu mai e ce-a fost!<br />
Ca artist, am dreptul sæ fiu øi mamæ?<br />
Legile lui Bajuk mi-au redus salariul cu 450 de euro.<br />
De ce nu rîde nimeni de anecdotele mele?<br />
Nu-mi permit o bonæ.<br />
N-am mai ieøit cu prietenul meu de un an de zile.<br />
Cine ne furæ timpul?<br />
Complaints Choir of Ljubljana<br />
In the last year I had three bikes stolen.<br />
Why doesn’t public transport work at night?<br />
People who do not live in the hills should not drive 4 × 4s.<br />
My boyfriend is complaining that I don’t pay him enough attention.<br />
My feet are always cold and I sleep with my socks on.<br />
Why isn’t this sexy?<br />
I have a nice flat, but it is in the wrong city.<br />
In Ljubljana flats are too expensive, rents are too high!<br />
I can’t understand people who throw garbage through their windows!<br />
Why do I have to join my parents for Easter breakfast?<br />
I hate that I can’t buy nails in the city center.<br />
My neighbor wants me to chop down my fir tree,<br />
Because it throws a shadow upon his garden.<br />
Winters are not what they used to be!<br />
I always fall in love with a man and realize too late he is semi-inteligent.<br />
Watching Slovene TV series you wish they wouldn’t continue.<br />
My boss pisses me off and he pays me poorly.<br />
I have to do everything by myself!<br />
Opinion polls lie!<br />
The nursery school is too expensive, playrooms too small.<br />
The middle class is paying taxes for the rich.<br />
I am worse off than I was a year ago.<br />
Why are the days too short for all the nice things?<br />
How come all the Miss’ didn’t achieve world peace yet?<br />
Why are chocolate bunnies hollow and yet they fatten?<br />
Why do they use the same scooper to give you different flavored scoops?<br />
Drivers are egomaniacs!<br />
Oh no! What will become of me?<br />
Flexible labor market is a scam!<br />
I am constantly under stress!<br />
The rhythm of life is killing me!<br />
Why don’t kids listen?<br />
I can’t carry a tune!<br />
It drives me nuts when I find a box reserving a parking spot!<br />
Our neighbor is a voyeur and now we live behind curtains!<br />
Even beer isn’t what it used to be!<br />
As an artist may I please enjoy myself also as a mother?<br />
Bajuk’s tax legislation reduced my income by 450 euros.<br />
Why doesn’t anybody laugh at my stories?<br />
I cannot afford a babysitter.<br />
I haven’t been out with my boyfriend for a year.<br />
Who is stealing our time?<br />
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