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300 <strong>The</strong> HigJilanci Monthly.<br />

thoughts, would he feed his beloved pets, removing each<br />

in its turn from his bosom, and regarding it with a piteous<br />

expression <strong>of</strong> tender benevolence. <strong>The</strong>n there was Ceit<br />

Mhor and Ceit Bheag—that is to say, Big Kate and Little<br />

Kate. Ceit Mhor believed herself to be a literary person.<br />

She always carried a bottle <strong>of</strong> ink, and nothing gave her<br />

half so much gratification as seeing this vessel replenished<br />

by some considerate friend. Wherever she went in her<br />

wanderings, she kept a sharp lookout for feathers <strong>of</strong> uncommon<br />

size, <strong>of</strong> which, when she had obtained a sufficient<br />

number, she would cross the county, that they might<br />

undergo the penknife <strong>of</strong> a certain trusted minister. On<br />

entering any house, she would ask eagerly for pieces <strong>of</strong><br />

paper, and occupy every available moment in writing ; but<br />

what she meant to put down no man could say, for she was<br />

altogether unlettered. As for Ceit Bheag, she occupied<br />

her time and energies as though her mission in life had been<br />

to carry a heavy burden. She went about picking up all<br />

the old pieces <strong>of</strong> iron that came in her way, until she could<br />

boast a great sackful <strong>of</strong> the same, besides a considerable<br />

quantity which she carried distributed over her person.<br />

Thus weighted, she crept slowly along, altogether happy.<br />

Like many <strong>of</strong> her class, she possessed a peculiar vein <strong>of</strong><br />

sly humour, as may be shown by one out <strong>of</strong> many anecdotes<br />

which were related <strong>of</strong> her :<br />

—<br />

Once upon a time, in the course <strong>of</strong> her peregrinations,<br />

she found a package lying on the road, where it had been<br />

dropped by some one ; and, opening it with much glee, she<br />

immediately appropriated its contents. But feeling some<br />

twinges <strong>of</strong> conscience, as she afterwards explained, she<br />

attended church on the following Sunday, and, as the congregation<br />

was dispersing, she proclaimed that she had<br />

found a pa'^kage containing a little bit <strong>of</strong> white pudding<br />

and certain other odds and ends, which she did not care<br />

further to particularise in public. <strong>The</strong> result <strong>of</strong> this<br />

announcement was that no one in the parish would own to

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