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460 <strong>The</strong> <strong>Highland</strong> MontJUy.<br />

which he had always regarded with something like awe,<br />

it appeared so stately on the dusty book shelves. Having<br />

meagre qualifications in that line himself, the presence <strong>of</strong><br />

books in the hands <strong>of</strong> other people had an oddly restraining<br />

effect on him. John had something on his mind. In other<br />

circumstances he would have taken advantage<strong>of</strong> his domestic<br />

familiarity, as an old servant, and broached his thoughts,<br />

but that pretentious book effectually sealed up his lips.<br />

He laid the table with characteristic care and method ; as<br />

a matter <strong>of</strong> fact, he prolonged the opeiation to a prodigious<br />

length, in the hope <strong>of</strong> hearing that book close with David's<br />

customary bang, and thus have a conversational avenue<br />

opened up to him. John possessed a great deal <strong>of</strong> patience,<br />

and no little ingenuity in its exercise, when he had something<br />

to say which he considered should be said. He<br />

adjusted the knives and forks over and over again, until the<br />

ablest geometrician would have been at a lost to find fault<br />

with the exactitude <strong>of</strong> their relative positions ; then he<br />

re-commenced with the spoons, which he placed upside and<br />

then down, at an angle and without it ; he discovered at<br />

least three times that the salt-sellars were in their wrong<br />

places, and replaced them with a vigour that made the big<br />

oaken table ring ; and he was on the point <strong>of</strong> respreading<br />

the table-cloth, which would have necessitated the whole <strong>of</strong><br />

these labours being gone over again, when a sound from<br />

the recess <strong>of</strong> the window stayed his hand. It was David<br />

emitting a yawn, which he did so noisily that John thought<br />

he had adequate excuse to let the table-cover alone and<br />

contemplate the effect.<br />

" Do you know Pope's couplet, John ?" asked David, clos-<br />

ing the book, not having noted the manoeuvres that had<br />

been going on at the table<br />

—<br />

" And heard thy everlasting yawn<br />

<strong>The</strong> pains and penalties <strong>of</strong> idleness confess."<br />

" No," was John's ready reply ;<br />

Scotch sayin' that ' gantin's wantin' ' ".<br />

" but I ken the auld

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