SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

8 QUIPPERY / SEEDS & WEEDS
The Gardening Madness Test .............................................................. 108
Humus to Humorous ............................................................................ 130
Of Squirrels and Coffee Beans ............................................................. 144
Natural Laws of Gardening .................................................................. 148
Seed Packets We’d Like to See ............................................................ 152
The Plant Passion Test .......................................................................... 157
Gardening With Your Kids .................................................................... 164
Communing With Your Plants .............................................................. 170
You’ve Been Gardening Too Long When ............................................ 174
Gangrene Thumbs ................................................................................ 178
Lawn Order ........................................................................................... 184
Lawns, St. Francis, and God ................................................................. 196
Insects and Other Inpestations ............................................................ 201
Potted ................................................................................................... 210
Phallic Fungus: Getting Stinkhorn Out of Your Stinkin’ Garden ......... 217
Gardening Hazards ............................................................................... 223
Zucchini Zoo ......................................................................................... 239
Defining Terms ..................................................................................... 248