SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

THE FUNNIEST THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT GARDENING 145
We have hypothesized extensively on the existence of a rare plant that
only flowers once every 732 lunar years, and that nocturnally. This plant
is assumed to have the propensities to make squirrels run around and
around in circles when its perfume is inhaled, as well as causing them to
perform acrobatic exercises upon phone lines. No scientific link has been
established between imbibing coffee
beans by climbing rodents and these
performances.
Day 3.
Dear Neighborhood,
We will be delivering lectures on
our research in local schools,
and hope that we can count on
your support. Most parents at
the schools have not seen the scratches on cars and the roof shingles torn
off in our neighborhood. We greatly appreciate your assistance by silence.
Day 4.
Dear Neighborhood,
We would like to inform you that we will be out of town for the next week
and a half, and perhaps permanently, having been awarded an honorary