SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

THE FUNNIEST THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT GARDENING 105
HARRY:
SALLY:
HARRY:
SALLY:
HARRY:
SALLY:
And coffee grounds will provide your pile with the
valuable nutrients magnesium and potassium, which
support new plant growth, improve plants’ ability to
ward off disease and resist drought.
(Energy rises up her spine)
A little softer now, Harry.
A raised garden will enable you to start your garden earlier
and garden longer.
(The current of energy reaches her forehead and explodes into
a billowing cloud of golden, iridescent light, filling every cell
of Sally’s body with divine, vibrating love and bliss)
Harry . . . Harry. . . .
Planting winter wheat will help prevent weeds through the
winter and spring, and in the spring you can spade it into your
soil and add vital nutrients.
(The cloud has expanded in every direction to infinity, Sally
floating in the center, realizing her cosmic oneness with the
universe, infinite, eternal, immortal)
HARRY: To attract bees, plant catmint, calendula, and bee palm. . . .
SALLY: Ahh. . . .