SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

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160 QUIPPERY / SEEDS & WEEDS☐ Still moving it☐ Stopped taking them from containerI have rescued seeds from . . .☐ Friends’ gardens☐ Neighbors’ gardens☐ Relatives’ gardens☐ Public gardens☐ Botanical gardens☐ Nurseries☐ Cemeteries☐ All of the aboveI’m usually in the garden . . .☐ Once a day☐ Twice a day☐ All morning☐ All afternoon
THE FUNNIEST THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT GARDENING 161☐ Morning and afternoon☐ What’s time?☐ I eat there☐ I sleep there☐ Until they stop calling me☐ “Want” me? Find me!I talk to my plants . . .☐ Once in a while☐ Daily☐ When there’s no one around☐ All the time☐ More than I talk to my spouse☐ And my pond fish☐ I leave a cell phone in the garden and call them☐ And I sometimes curse them☐ And they talk to me, don’t you know?
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TABLE OF CONTENTSIs Gardening For Y
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Is Gardening For You?One in three A
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Getting Startedfrom The OnionTips F
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