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SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh). Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more. Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers. Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh).

Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more.

Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers.

Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

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“Not modern humans.”

“No — we think they were made by Australopithecus afarensis.”

“Family to the famous Lucy,” one of us said. “Among our human

ancestors.”

“Correct.”

This site was small, a little larger than a tennis court. But as we

looked at it, we began to feel a kinship with these people. We’d seen tools

made by ancient people, which was moving. So is seeing the bones and

skulls they left behind.

But seeing these people’s footprints made them alive to us. As if they

had walked through here just a few days ago.

“We felt the same thing when we first arrived,” Denisova said, sensing

our thoughts. “We still do. We can tell a great deal about what everyday

life was like for people just by looking at their footprints.”

“Example?”

“We’ve learned a lot about how ancient people dealt with their

children,” she said. “The kids pretty much went along and did what their

parents did. If the parents were cutting up an animal they’d hunted down,

we see from the footprints that the kids were right with them.”

“Helicopter kids,” one of us quipped.

“Exactly!” Denisova said, laughing.

“It gets even more detailed than that,” she said. “A really good tracker

can tell you the speed a person was walking, whether they were carrying

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