SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

THE FUNNIEST THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT GARDENING 117
c) Driving the camper-trailer to Disney World so you can stand in line for
six hundred hours for the privilege of floating through the Future Moon
City FlowerScape display on a plastic boat piloted by Goofy.
(d) Reading, and ordering out of, more catalogs than there are trees on
the entire planet and for that matter ever were on the entire planet and
certainly ever will be again.
(e) Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Z-Zzzzzzzzzzzflbbbsflbbbabblllllzzzzz
11. Your garage does not contain any garden tools. This is
because:
(a) You do not have a “garage.” You have a “carriage house.”
(b) Your Neighborhood Beautification Committee voted against allowing
anything in garages except hose-holders and clean, late model cars.
(c) There is no room in the garage, what with the RV and the gas grill and
the busted washing machine and the leftovers from Ma’s rummage sale
last year.
(d) They are all kept out in the gardening shed, next to the garden.
(e) Garden what?