SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

Why Gardening Is
Better Than Sex
• Gardeners are not embarrassed explaining the birds and the bees to
their kids.
• If your regular gardening partner isn’t available, he or she won’t object
if you garden with someone else.
• It’s acceptable to garden before you’re married.
• The Ten Commandments say nothing against gardening.
• You don’t have to shower and shave before gardening.
• No matter how old you are, you’ll always be able to garden.
• You’ll never hear anyone say: “Is gardening all you ever think about?”
• You don’t have to hide your Gardening magazines.
• Telling gardening jokes and inviting coworkers to garden with you is
not considered workplace harassment.