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SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh). Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more. Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers. Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh).

Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more.

Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers.

Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

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Page 308 (CC) – “Cabbage or repolho,” by Under the same moon . . . (Flickr) – cropped,

grayscaled.

Page 309 (CC) – “Carrots,” by Jeff Egnaczyk (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 311 – “Kindred carrots," reprinted with permission from Jane Pellicciotto (Flickr).

Page 313 — “Carrot Love,” reprinted with permission from Tara Saberon, Evergreen Farm, Smoot,

Wyoming.

Page 314 — “What the hell are they spraying on vegetables these days?” reprinted with permission

from Rexaquionis (Reddit) — grayscaled.

Page 318 (CC) – “Vermont Ave Garden-Work Party, Washington, DC,” by Ted Eytan (Flickr) –

cropped, grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 319 (CC) — “Grasshopper,” by Cuatrok77 (Flickr) — cropped, grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 320 (CC) – “Larval lepidopterans on buttonbush leaf, Newark, Ohio, USA,” by James St.

John – grayscaled.

Page 323 – “Broccoli harvest,” reprinted with permission from Scott Sherrill-Mix (Flicker) –

cropped, grayscaled.

Page 325 (CC) – “Garden,” by Drew Folta (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 330 – “Huellas de Acahualinca: 2,100-year-old human footprints preserved in volcanic mud

near the lake in Managua, Nicaragua,” by Dr. d12 (Wikimedia Commons) – cropped, grayscaled,

reduced opacity.

Page 331 (CC) – “Ol Doinyo Lengai volcano near Lake Natro,” by Richard Mortel (Flickr) –

grayscaled.

Page 337 (CC) – “Pea aphid,” by Andy Murray (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 348 (CC) – “Mixed berry,” by kkmarais (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 350 (CC) – “Trowel,” by Jag2020 (Pixabay) – cropped, grayscaled.

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