SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

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Mad HatersI have nothing against gardening. I just prefer not to be there when ithappens.— Tracy MacleodWhy I hate gardeningGardening is talked-up housework that you have to do outside. It haseverything in common with housework, even some of the tools. I have avacuum cleaner that I use indoors and out since it sucks up wet as happilyas dry. Gardening has a great deal of the same objective as housework andis mostly depressingly judged on the same criteria — is it neatandtidy andis it weed-free, alongside is it neatandtidy and is it dust-free?Gardening is boring. It is repetitious, repetitive and mind-blowingboring, just like housework. All of it — sowing seeds, mowing, cuttinghedges, potting up, propagating — is boring, and all of it requires doing
THE FUNNIEST THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT GARDENING 307over and over again. If there are enjoyable jobs they’re mostly enjoyablefor the result not the process.There is no actual intellectual content to the task itself, even if theremay be in the planning and designing.— Anne Wareham, The Bad-Tempered GardenerThe best thing about gardening is that if you put it off long enough, itwon’t be necessary.— UnknownA garden is like those pernicious machineries we read of, every month, inthe newspapers, which catch a man’s coat-skirt or his hand, and draw inhis arm, his leg, and his whole body to irresistible destruction.— Ralph Waldo Emerson
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TABLE OF CONTENTSIs Gardening For Y
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Is Gardening For You?One in three A
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Getting Startedfrom The OnionTips F
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