SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

You’ve Been Gardening
Too Long When . . .
• You have framed photos of your zucchini and tomatoes on your desk at
the office — also in your wallet, which you pull out and show your
friends at every chance.
• Your dream of an entertaining Saturday night is wiping the leaves of
your plants with soapy water to get rid of aphids.
• You go into your garden when you get home from work — before going
inside to see your family.
• You feel a warm inner glow when you gaze at your compost pile.
• You know the weeds in your garden by their Latin names.
• You get robo calls from garden supply corporations.
• You visit friends and can’t resist weeding their gardens.
• You wake up in the morning having just had a pleasant dream about