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SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh). Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more. Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers. Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh).

Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more.

Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers.

Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

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Page 22 (CC) – “Garden,” by Derek Bridges (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled.

Page 23 (CC) – “Blood-red aphids,” by Benny Mazur (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled, reduced

opacity.

Page 25 (CC) – “Garden tools,” by Spitfire (Wikimedia Commons) – cropped, grayscaled, reduced

opacity.

Page 34 (CC) – “Garden storage shed,” by Gayle Easterly (Flickr) – grayscaled.

Page 38 (CC) – “NAUGHTY! (but omg look at that face),” by Karen (Flickr) – grayscaled.

Page 41 (CC) – “Pair of old leather gardening gloves,” by Gratuit– cropped, grayscaled, background

removed.

Page 47 — “Bags of soil at Haggen,” reprinted with permission from Kevyn Jacobs (Flickr).

Page 49 (CC) – “Common dandelions,” by Kreuzschnabel (Wikimedia Commons) – cropped,

grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 51 (CC) – “Cabbage 2,” by J.E. Theriot (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled.

Page 56 (CC) – “Strawberries and Cream, Empress Hotel,” by Robin Zebrowski (Flickr) – cropped,

grayscaled.

Page 57 (CC) — “Grazing aphids,” by Martin Cooper (Flickr) – grayscaled.

Page 58 — Shovel, by Goumbik (Pixabay) – cropped, grayscaled.

Page 62 (CC) – “Another plant goes in,” U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service Southeast Region (Flickr) —

cropped, grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 66 (CC) – “Dandelions,” by Cristian V (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled, reduced opacity.

Page 69 (CC) – “Garden hose, resting,” by marysalome (Flickr) – grayscaled.

Page 70 (CC) – “Dandelions,” by David J (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled.

Page 75 (CC) – “Weeds,” by Tony Alter (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled.

Page 76 (CC) – “Dandelions,” by Mike Mozart (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled.

Page 78 (CC) – “Rose,” by Susanne Nilsson (Flickr) – cropped, grayscaled.

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