SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

THE FUNNIEST THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT GARDENING 93
• Email with gardening content is not considered offensive.
• When you become famous, you don’t have to worry about photos and
videos of you gardening showing up on the Internet.
• Your gardening partner doesn’t get upset about people you gardened
with a long time ago.
• It’s perfectly respectable to enjoy gardening with a total stranger.
• When you see a good gardener, you don’t have to feel guilty about
imagining the two of you gardening together.
• Every time you garden, you hope to produce fruit.
• Nobody will ever tell you you’ll go blind if you garden by yourself.
• When dealing with a gardening pro, you never have to wonder if
they’re really an undercover cop.
• You don’t have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy
gardening stuff.
• You can have a gardening related calendar on your wall at the office.
• There are no gardening-transmitted diseases.
• No one objects if you watch the gardening channel on television.
• Nobody expects you to garden with the same person your whole life.