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SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh). Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more. Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers. Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

Hours of laughter for gardeners (and anyone who likes to laugh).

Dig in and discover a shedload of hilarious gardening tweets, blog posts, memes, cartoons from award-winning cartoonist Mark Parisi, one-liners, verse, witty definitions, bushels of photographs, and more.

Here is your garden center of laughter about all things gardening-related — from compost to cutworms . . . sheds to shovels . . . bee stings to back pain . . . dibbers to dandelions . . . sunburn to slugs . . . seed packets to squirrels . . . lawn mowers to leaf blowers.

Enjoy bales of laughter in this romp through the world of gardening.

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THE FUNNIEST THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT GARDENING 273

Moaners & groaners

My gardener talked to me about edible herbs I can grow.

It was sage advice.

I stood in my garden early yesterday morning

wondering where the sun had gone.

Then it dawned on me.

So my neighbor sees

me kneeling down, busy

in my garden and asks what I’m doing.

“I’m putting all my plants in alphabetical order.”

“Really? I don’t know how you find the time!”

“It’s right next to the sage”

I started growing some fungi in my garden, but it failed miserably.

I guess there is mushroom for improvement.

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