SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

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230 QUIPPERY / SEEDS & WEEDSSNAKESGarter snakes, garden snakes, gardener snakes, and ribbon snakes arethe types of snakes people commonly find in their gardens.Garden snakes are described as “virtually” harmless — meaning theycan, in certain circumstances, be harmful.When garden snakes feelthreatened, they flash intoflight-or-fight mode.When they take flight,they’ll often seek thenearest dark space,which can be insideyour pants and upyour leg. They’llquickly slither as high asthey can go, usuallyreaching the crotch areawithin seconds.But here, reaching a dead end, unable to move higher and feelingtrapped, they may panic further and start to bite at any warm piece of youwithin reach.You must remain absolutely motionless. Resist the temptation towiggle, wriggle, slap, scream, drop trou, or jump in the lake.
THE FUNNIEST THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT GARDENING 231Safety first in your garden!After some time — perhaps a few hours, perhaps in the dark hoursbefore dawn — the snake will feel safe enough to move again. Then it willslither its way down your leg and back out into fresh air and freedom.Then, and then only, should you feel free to move.Snakebites are reported every year in every one of the 48 contiguousstates, and if you want to totally avoid poisonous snakes, you’ll need tomove Alaska or Hawaii, the only states without them.
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TABLE OF CONTENTSIs Gardening For Y
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