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336 QUIPPERY / SEEDS & WEEDSsixth sense, I wonder if we could somehow tune in to that time, to thoseguys, in this place. I’d like to think we’d be laughing with them.”“In geologic time, they were here, like, just a few moments ago. Likewe should still be able to hear the echoes of their voices.”That night we lay out under the stars, Ol Doinyo Lengai silhouettedagainst the dark sky. We reflected on the human story arc, unspoolingover millions of years, humanity diffusing around the world yet ultimatelyone family.“Tomorrow we drive down to Laetoli,” one of us said.“My thought exactly — to those 3.6-million-year-old footprints.”“Maybe they laughed with eachother too.”“Of course — why not?”The African sun rosethe next day and weheaded southwest, layingdown footprints of ourown.Check out our other Quippery books for more adventure stories from ourglobal quest for the funniest things people have said.
AcknowledgementsGreat thanks to the people who contributed content to this book.Cartoons copyrighted by Mark Parisi, permission granted for usage.www.offthemark.com“Deflowered: A Gardener’s Fall Fantasy of Sex & Death” and “Wascally Wabbits:Going to Battle for Your Blooms,” both by Meredith Siemsen, reprinted withpermission from The Iowa Source. To read the rest of “Wascally Wabbits,”including useful tips for controlling rabbits, go toiowasource.com/2017/04/07/home2017_04_rabbits/. Thank you, Meredith.“Gardening With Your Kids” and “Phallic Fungus: Getting Stinkhorn Out of YourStinkin’ Garden,” both by Kate Whinehall, reprinted with permission from KateWhinehall. For more great gardening posts by Kate, go tohttps://katewhinehall.wordpress.com.“The Garden Madness Test,” by Susan M. Watkins, from her book GardenMadness: The Unpruned Truth About a Blooming Passion, reprinted withpermission from Sean M. Watkins. Thank you also to David Shipman.“Zucchini to Feed the Masses,” by Bud Herron, first published in HSJ Online,August 31, 2015, with gratitude to Bud Herron.
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