SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

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28 QUIPPERY / SEEDS & WEEDSAnd the future? Rumors swirl about self-elongating dibbersthat turn into Harry Potter-esque Elder wands, with who knowswhat powers. And further elongating dibbers that can be ridden,broomstick-like, anywhere one pleases. With the current paceof progress, who’s to say what’s possible and what’s not?But no matter how upstart the upgrades, nomatter how quantum the leaps, basic designprinciples have remained in place.Because when it comes to dibbers, aswith certain other good things in life,size doesn’t matter. You mainly wantyour dibber to feel comfortable in yourhand — solid, smooth to the touch,pleasing to grip, and with good heft,delivering the same simple earthypleasures dibbers have alwaysdelivered.A simple aid for a sacred act.Dibber safety tip — Though mostgardeners like to keep their dibbers handy, avoidcarrying your dibber in your pocket unless you have aprotective case for it. You don’t want to accidentallyyourself.dibber
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