SEEDS & WEEDS: The Funniest Things People Have Said About GARDENING

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Reality ChuckPutting seeds and plants in the soil, doing some weeding and watering,then harvesting baskets of veggies and bouquets of flowers — is that allthere is to it? Think again.People who think they can run the earth should begin with a small garden.— UnknownTo live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.— Frank McKinney HubbardEarly to bed, early to rise, work like hell, fertilize.— Emily Whaley
THE FUNNIEST THINGS PEOPLE HAVE SAID ABOUT GARDENING 319One of the worstmistakes you canmake as agardener is tothink you’re incharge.— JanetGillespieAn optimisticgardener is onewho believes that whatever goes down must come up.— Lesley HallNothing discourages an amateur gardener like watching his family eat theentire garden at one meal.— UnknownGardening requires lots of water — most of it in the form of perspiration.— Unknown
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TABLE OF CONTENTSIs Gardening For Y
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